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  • sasguru
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    Glad to hear the news is relatively good, MF.

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  • MrMarkyMark
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    The Roman Chariots sauna is also hiring. Good rates of pay too.
    Undoubtedly includes free lube

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
    Good news MF.

    I another note, I hear Morrisons are hiring.
    You may have to re jig your CV for the "Product Replenishment Consultant" role, but I'm sure you will manage
    The Roman Chariots sauna is also hiring. Good rates of pay too.

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  • MrMarkyMark
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    Good news MF.

    I another note, I hear Morrisons are hiring.
    You may have to re jig your CV for the "Product Replenishment Consultant" role, but I'm sure you will manage

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  • mudskipper
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    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
    Urban Dictionary, April 4: ass liquid is your friend.

    A lidl what?
    A lidl loving, a lidl giving to build a dream for the world we live in.

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  • BrilloPad
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    Thanks for the update and pleased it is good news.

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  • NotAllThere
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    Originally posted by Bee View Post
    What are you talking about, this is slang?
    Urban Dictionary, April 4: ass liquid is your friend.

    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    ...Is it too early for Lidl?
    A lidl what?

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  • FatLazyContractor
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Working my notice. Every penny counts now.
    Do send us your CV. I'll forward it to Suity.

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
    Did you go back to the "Professional" and tell him to feck off ? Wasn't he the one who told you off for trying to compare the size of your little sausage with his ego?

    5 grand ? Isn't that what you tip the air hostesses on BA after a handjob?

    Working my notice. Every penny counts now.


    For all those times the BA hostess took too long, I'm now looking for a refund.


    Is it too early for Lidl?

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  • FatLazyContractor
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Well, it's sometimes difficult to find out the truth.


    When a professional says 'You've had a heart attack
    ', followed by an admission to a cardiac recovery ward, where they all tell you, you've had a heart attack, then the consultant comes in and tells you, you've had a heart attack and 4 days, 5 grand later you realize it was something else, then it's probably not wrong.
    .
    Did you go back to the "Professional" and tell him to feck off ? Wasn't he the one who told you off for trying to compare the size of your little sausage with his ego?

    5 grand ? Isn't that what you tip the air hostesses on BA after a handjob?

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
    So eventually, it was a fantasy heart attack then!

    Wonder where she gets it from

    Well, it's sometimes difficult to find out the truth.


    When a professional says 'You've had a heart attack', followed by an admission to a cardiac recovery ward, where they all tell you, you've had a heart attack, then the consultant comes in and tells you, you've had a heart attack and 4 days, 5 grand later you realize it was something else, then it's probably not wrong.


    In your case though, if everyone says 'You're a chunt' including your own mum, 'then you can probably say, you're a chunt'


    You chunt.

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  • Bee
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    WTF are you talking about? This thread was about a heart attack, not the frontal lobotomy you two morons have had.
    Well said, it's like appears to be.

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  • FatLazyContractor
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    WTF are you talking about? This thread was about a heart attack, not the frontal lobotomy you two morons have had.
    So eventually, it was a fantasy heart attack then!

    Wonder where she gets it from

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by Bee View Post
    What are you talking about, this is slang?
    Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
    Medical examination?




    WTF are you talking about? This thread was about a heart attack, not the frontal lobotomy you two morons have had.

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  • FatLazyContractor
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    Originally posted by Bee View Post
    What are you talking about, this is slang?
    Medical examination?

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