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Previously on "Dear Leader doing an MF"

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  • OwlHoot
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    Originally posted by greenlake View Post
    Pair programming....North Korean style....

    Isn't there one of those guys with the bottle to hide a length of piano wire in their yellow hat band, and use it as soon as the opportunity arose? ..

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  • d000hg
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    Aren't those commemorative buns in the shape of his face?

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  • RSoles
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    Never mind the nukes. North Korea has Paris Buns.

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  • SimonMac
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    Whatever fecking idiot called a planet Uranus. Either they deserve a medal, or they should have been fired.
    Blame the Romans who couldn't read the Greek word Ouranos

    The most probable etymology traces the name to a Proto-Greek form *worsanós (Ϝορσανός)[5] enlarged from *ṷorsó- (also found in Greek ouréō ‘to urinate’, Sanskrit varṣá ‘rain’, Hittite ṷarša- ‘fog, mist’).[6] The basic Indo-European root is *ṷérs- ‘to rain, moisten’ (also found in Greek eérsē ‘dew’, Sanskrit várṣati ‘to rain’
    So it means 'wet piss'

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Honest! These really are the pictures from the CUK mod Christmas party....
    "Look at those idiots trying to win the Last Post of 2015!"

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by greenlake View Post
    Honest! These really are the pictures from the CUK mod Christmas party....

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  • FatLazyContractor
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    MF does agile?
    He does anything that has 4 legs

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by AtW View Post
    So, you think it's a good idea to offer doing Agile to a very fat dictator?
    MF does agile?

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  • FatLazyContractor
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    Originally posted by greenlake View Post
    Pair programming....North Korean style....

    What does he need a binoculars for?

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  • NotAllThere
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    Originally posted by greenlake View Post
    Pair programming....North Korean style....

    Wow- the technology embargo is really biting. They're still using VGA connectors. Btw - this is what's on the screen.

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  • greenlake
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    Originally posted by AtW View Post
    So, you think it's a good idea to offer doing Agile to a very fat dictator?
    Pair programming....North Korean style....

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  • barrydidit
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    Originally posted by AtW View Post
    So, you think it's a good idea to offer doing Agile to a very fat dictator?
    So long as you're not the scapegoat, then it's fine

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by barrydidit View Post
    They should try doing Agile then. Write nothing down, so long as you've identified a scapegoat beforehand it'll be grand
    So, you think it's a good idea to offer doing Agile to a very fat dictator?

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  • greenlake
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    Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
    The question is - What in the fecking world do those people around him write down on those tulip sized notepads ?

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  • barrydidit
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    They should try doing Agile then. Write nothing down, so long as you've identified a scapegoat beforehand it'll be grand

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