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Or was it caused by exposure to Uranium?Originally posted by barrydidit View PostGot a bit paler too by the looks. Obviously been hanging around the skin clinics in Bradford
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Whatever fecking idiot called a planet Uranus. Either they deserve a medal, or they should have been fired.Originally posted by AtW View PostFTFYComment
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"Uranus had been observed on many occasions before its recognition as a planet, but it was generally mistaken for a star. Possibly the earliest known observation was by Hipparchos, who in 128 BC may have recorded it as a star for his star catalogue that was later incorporated into Ptolemy's Almagest.[18] The earliest definite sighting was in 1690 when John Flamsteed observed it at least six times, cataloguing it as 34 Tauri. The French astronomer Pierre Lemonnier observed Uranus at least twelve times between 1750 and 1769,[19] including on four consecutive nights."Originally posted by mudskipper View PostWhatever fecking idiot called a planet Uranus. Either they deserve a medal, or they should have been fired.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uranus#Discovery
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Originally posted by AtW View PostThe French astronomer Pierre Lemonnier observed Uranus at least twelve times between 1750 and 1769,[19] including on four consecutive nights."
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The question is - What in the fecking world do those people around him write down on those tulip sized notepads ?Originally posted by greenlake View PostNo shіt Sherlock....

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After the meeting they turn in the notepads in and whoever missed some of his important words gets executed by AA gunsOriginally posted by FatLazyContractor View PostThe question is - What in the fecking world do those people around him write down on those tulip sized notepads ?
I bet they don't teach such things at Eton or St Pauls...
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