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Previously on "Dear Leader doing an MF"
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Isn't there one of those guys with the bottle to hide a length of piano wire in their yellow hat band, and use it as soon as the opportunity arose? ..
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Blame the Romans who couldn't read the Greek word OuranosOriginally posted by mudskipper View PostWhatever fecking idiot called a planet Uranus. Either they deserve a medal, or they should have been fired.
So it means 'wet piss'The most probable etymology traces the name to a Proto-Greek form *worsanós (Ϝορσανός)[5] enlarged from *ṷorsó- (also found in Greek ouréō ‘to urinate’, Sanskrit varṣá ‘rain’, Hittite ṷarša- ‘fog, mist’).[6] The basic Indo-European root is *ṷérs- ‘to rain, moisten’ (also found in Greek eérsē ‘dew’, Sanskrit várṣati ‘to rain’
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He does anything that has 4 legsOriginally posted by BrilloPad View PostMF does agile?
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What does he need a binoculars for?Originally posted by greenlake View PostPair programming....North Korean style....

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Wow- the technology embargo is really biting. They're still using VGA connectors. Btw - this is what's on the screen.Originally posted by greenlake View PostPair programming....North Korean style....

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So long as you're not the scapegoat, then it's fineOriginally posted by AtW View PostSo, you think it's a good idea to offer doing Agile to a very fat dictator?
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They should try doing Agile then. Write nothing down, so long as you've identified a scapegoat beforehand it'll be grand
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