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Originally posted by dx4100 View PostI might be joining you soon. Playing two clients against each other trying to get the most I can... Its at the point though where both could turn around and say no **** off and then I am painting the fence...
This is the game we play
Nope, that's being greedy if it is as you describe.
Deliberately choosing to sit on the bench cause you think you are better than you really are. Makes me laugh.
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Originally posted by vetran View PostMF & Suity sitting in a tree
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I might be joining you soon. Playing two clients against each other trying to get the most I can... Its at the point though where both could turn around and say no **** off and then I am painting the fence...
This is the game we play
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Originally posted by SlipTheJab View PostWhy are you posting this permie bollox on a contractor forum, no one here GAS!
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostQuarter appraisal.
Handed over 1/2 of organization to IT. Now handed over 9 headcount in the last 6 months
Remaining 7 in my team, but OK'd to hire two more to 9.
Bonus was above average, not below as expected.
MF you're doing a great job, that's why I decided to have you focus on the new area and get rid of your old area. Well done me, what a great decision maker I am for you being so successful - 'My Boss'
'MF would we'd like to offer you a job in our department. No travel, work at home, no responsibilities, speak to you every two weeks, and only early meetings, you have free reign, also you can do your MSC PT and we'll pay'- 'Senior VP in other department'.
Mmmmm. Decisions, decisions.
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostQuarter appraisal.
Handed over 1/2 of organization to IT. Now handed over 9 headcount in the last 6 months
Remaining 7 in my team, but OK'd to hire two more to 9.
Bonus was above average, not below as expected.
MF you're doing a great job, that's why I decided to have you focus on the new area and get rid of your old area. Well done me, what a great decision maker I am for you being so successful - 'My Boss'
'MF would we'd like to offer you a job in our department. No travel, work at home, no responsibilities, speak to you every two weeks, and only early meetings, you have free reign, also you can do your MSC PT and we'll pay'- 'Senior VP in other department'.
Mmmmm. Decisions, decisions.
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
'MF would we'd like to offer you a job in our department. No travel, work at home, no responsibilities, speak to you every two weeks, and only early meetings, you have free reign, also you can do your MSC PT and we'll pay'- 'Senior VP in other department'.
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Quarter appraisal.
Handed over 1/2 of organization to IT. Now handed over 9 headcount in the last 6 months
Remaining 7 in my team, but OK'd to hire two more to 9.
Bonus was above average, not below as expected.
MF you're doing a great job, that's why I decided to have you focus on the new area and get rid of your old area. Well done me, what a great decision maker I am for you being so successful - 'My Boss'
'MF would we'd like to offer you a job in our department. No travel, work at home, no responsibilities, speak to you every two weeks, and only early meetings, you have free reign, also you can do your MSC PT and we'll pay'- 'Senior VP in other department'.
Mmmmm. Decisions, decisions.
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When are you back? We need to have one last gangbang for old times sake.
Team CUK
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Originally posted by AtW View PostIt's FREE hugs, can't possibly be Plan B ....
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