Bench?

[greenlake]

It's FREE hugs, can't possibly be Plan B ....

The tips, AtW, it's all about the tips....

[vetran]

I'm benched from 5.05, we should hook up.

MF & Suity sitting in a tree

eeeww eeewww We

[suityou01]

When are you back? We need to have one last gangbang for old times sake.

Team CUK

[MarillionFan]

Quarter appraisal.


Handed over 1/2 of organization to IT. Now handed over 9 headcount in the last 6 months
Remaining 7 in my team, but OK'd to hire two more to 9.
Bonus was above average, not below as expected.


MF you're doing a great job, that's why I decided to have you focus on the new area and get rid of your old area. Well done me, what a great decision maker I am for you being so successful - 'My Boss'


'MF would we'd like to offer you a job in our department. No travel, work at home, no responsibilities, speak to you every two weeks, and only early meetings, you have free reign, also you can do your MSC PT and we'll pay'- 'Senior VP in other department'.




Mmmmm. Decisions, decisions.

[AtW]

Open sledge shop instead...

[FatLazyContractor]

'MF would we'd like to offer you a job in our department. No travel, work at home, no responsibilities, speak to you every two weeks, and only early meetings, you have free reign, also you can do your MSC PT and we'll pay'- 'Senior VP in other department'.

The one that look after bogs, kitchens, boilers etc .. Facilities department?

[suityou01]

Quarter appraisal.


Handed over 1/2 of organization to IT. Now handed over 9 headcount in the last 6 months
Remaining 7 in my team, but OK'd to hire two more to 9.
Bonus was above average, not below as expected.


MF you're doing a great job, that's why I decided to have you focus on the new area and get rid of your old area. Well done me, what a great decision maker I am for you being so successful - 'My Boss'


'MF would we'd like to offer you a job in our department. No travel, work at home, no responsibilities, speak to you every two weeks, and only early meetings, you have free reign, also you can do your MSC PT and we'll pay'- 'Senior VP in other department'.




Mmmmm. Decisions, decisions.

You make pole choking an art form. Well done you.

[SlipTheJab]

Quarter appraisal.


Handed over 1/2 of organization to IT. Now handed over 9 headcount in the last 6 months
Remaining 7 in my team, but OK'd to hire two more to 9.
Bonus was above average, not below as expected.


MF you're doing a great job, that's why I decided to have you focus on the new area and get rid of your old area. Well done me, what a great decision maker I am for you being so successful - 'My Boss'


'MF would we'd like to offer you a job in our department. No travel, work at home, no responsibilities, speak to you every two weeks, and only early meetings, you have free reign, also you can do your MSC PT and we'll pay'- 'Senior VP in other department'.




Mmmmm. Decisions, decisions.

Why are you posting this permie bollox on a contractor forum, no one here GAS!

[suityou01]

Why are you posting this permie bollox on a contractor forum, no one here GAS!

That's too harsh. I like his posts. He is like as the bandit is to the sheriff. An outcast. A loner. A prime example to us all of why we love contracting.

[psychocandy]

On the bench? Tell you what I'd do.....