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Originally posted by dx4100 View PostI might be joining you soon. Playing two clients against each other trying to get the most I can... Its at the point though where both could turn around and say no **** off and then I am painting the fence...
This is the game we play

Nope, that's being greedy if it is as you describe.
Deliberately choosing to sit on the bench cause you think you are better than you really are. Makes me laugh.
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Tree collapses, suity gets squashed, etc.Originally posted by vetran View PostMF & Suity sitting in a tree
eeeww eeewww We
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I might be joining you soon. Playing two clients against each other trying to get the most I can... Its at the point though where both could turn around and say no **** off and then I am painting the fence...
This is the game we play
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That's too harsh. I like his posts. He is like as the bandit is to the sheriff. An outcast. A loner. A prime example to us all of why we love contracting.Originally posted by SlipTheJab View PostWhy are you posting this permie bollox on a contractor forum, no one here GAS!
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Why are you posting this permie bollox on a contractor forum, no one here GAS!Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostQuarter appraisal.
Handed over 1/2 of organization to IT. Now handed over 9 headcount in the last 6 months
Remaining 7 in my team, but OK'd to hire two more to 9.
Bonus was above average, not below as expected.
MF you're doing a great job, that's why I decided to have you focus on the new area and get rid of your old area. Well done me, what a great decision maker I am for you being so successful - 'My Boss'
'MF would we'd like to offer you a job in our department. No travel, work at home, no responsibilities, speak to you every two weeks, and only early meetings, you have free reign, also you can do your MSC PT and we'll pay'- 'Senior VP in other department'.
Mmmmm. Decisions, decisions.
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You make pole choking an art form. Well done you.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostQuarter appraisal.
Handed over 1/2 of organization to IT. Now handed over 9 headcount in the last 6 months
Remaining 7 in my team, but OK'd to hire two more to 9.
Bonus was above average, not below as expected.
MF you're doing a great job, that's why I decided to have you focus on the new area and get rid of your old area. Well done me, what a great decision maker I am for you being so successful - 'My Boss'
'MF would we'd like to offer you a job in our department. No travel, work at home, no responsibilities, speak to you every two weeks, and only early meetings, you have free reign, also you can do your MSC PT and we'll pay'- 'Senior VP in other department'.
Mmmmm. Decisions, decisions.
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The one that look after bogs, kitchens, boilers etc .. Facilities department?Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
'MF would we'd like to offer you a job in our department. No travel, work at home, no responsibilities, speak to you every two weeks, and only early meetings, you have free reign, also you can do your MSC PT and we'll pay'- 'Senior VP in other department'.
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Quarter appraisal.
Handed over 1/2 of organization to IT. Now handed over 9 headcount in the last 6 months
Remaining 7 in my team, but OK'd to hire two more to 9.
Bonus was above average, not below as expected.
MF you're doing a great job, that's why I decided to have you focus on the new area and get rid of your old area. Well done me, what a great decision maker I am for you being so successful - 'My Boss'
'MF would we'd like to offer you a job in our department. No travel, work at home, no responsibilities, speak to you every two weeks, and only early meetings, you have free reign, also you can do your MSC PT and we'll pay'- 'Senior VP in other department'.
Mmmmm. Decisions, decisions.
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When are you back? We need to have one last gangbang for old times sake.
Team CUK
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I thought it was mugs...Originally posted by AtW View PostIt's FREE hugs, can't possibly be Plan B ....
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