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No one to FTFY MF's brainfarts here. Now that you are back, we look forward to less stench and more focus on reality
I heard various rumours, about my disappearance went around.....
1) Seen off by a masked stranger wearing stranglers gloves.
2) A little "time off" in Kate Moss's old room, for chronic crack addiction, at the Priory.
3) Run down by Bee in her cr@ppy old beamer.
4) Smashed over the back of the head with a shovel, by Cojak, for attempts at humour in the professional forums.
I can confirm that none of the above is true.
The reality is I fly out Next Tuesday to Hong Kong, then the Philippines, then Singapore, until the 2nd of May.
All booked and raring to go
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