Visitors can check out the Forum FAQ by clicking this link. You have to register before you can post: click the REGISTER link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below. View our Forum Privacy Policy.
Want to receive the latest contracting news and advice straight to your inbox? Sign up to the ContractorUK newsletter here. Every sign up will also be entered into a draw to WIN £100 Amazon vouchers!
No one to FTFY MF's brainfarts here. Now that you are back, we look forward to less stench and more focus on reality
I heard various rumours, about my disappearance went around.....
1) Seen off by a masked stranger wearing stranglers gloves.
2) A little "time off" in Kate Moss's old room, for chronic crack addiction, at the Priory.
3) Run down by Bee in her cr@ppy old beamer.
4) Smashed over the back of the head with a shovel, by Cojak, for attempts at humour in the professional forums.
I can confirm that none of the above is true.
The reality is I fly out Next Tuesday to Hong Kong, then the Philippines, then Singapore, until the 2nd of May.
All booked and raring to go
Comment