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Previously on "Caption Competition"

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  • vetran
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    Sex no chance

    wait till i'm legless!

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  • Generalist
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    Originally posted by hyperD
    A journalist asks Paul McCartney if he'll ever go down on one knee again.
    Paul replies 'I'd prefer if you called her Heather.'
    Hurrah!

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  • hyperD
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    A journalist asks Paul McCartney if he'll ever go down on one knee again.
    Paul replies 'I'd prefer if you called her Heather.'

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  • wobbegong
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    Originally posted by Generalist
    Heather: I'll claim you beat me up
    Paul: You haven't a leg to stand on
    Excellent!!

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  • Generalist
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    Heather: I'll claim you beat me up
    Paul: You haven't a leg to stand on

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  • Spacecadet
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    in private eye style

    Heather: You were nothing compared to John
    Paul: I'm gonna punch you right in the ovaries

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  • AtW
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    Invalid caption competition - only photoes that have the Great Leader on them are allowed.

    COMPETITION CANCELLED!

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  • Paddy
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    Post Office Launches new commemorative stamp

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  • BlasterBates
    started a topic Caption Competition

    Caption Competition

    Piccy

    How do I load an image ?
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