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Post Office Launches new commemorative stamp"A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell -
Invalid caption competition - only photoes that have the Great Leader on them are allowed.
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in private eye style
Heather: You were nothing compared to John
Paul: I'm gonna punch you right in the ovariesCoffee's for closersComment
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Heather: I'll claim you beat me up
Paul: You haven't a leg to stand onOnly the mediocre are ever at their bestComment
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Originally posted by GeneralistHeather: I'll claim you beat me up
Paul: You haven't a leg to stand on
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A journalist asks Paul McCartney if he'll ever go down on one knee again.
Paul replies 'I'd prefer if you called her Heather.'If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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Originally posted by hyperDA journalist asks Paul McCartney if he'll ever go down on one knee again.
Paul replies 'I'd prefer if you called her Heather.'Only the mediocre are ever at their bestComment
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