Caption Competition

**Paddy** · 19 October 2006, 11:08

Post Office Launches new commemorative stamp

**AtW** · 19 October 2006, 11:20

Invalid caption competition - only photoes that have the Great Leader on them are allowed.

COMPETITION CANCELLED!

**Spacecadet** · 19 October 2006, 11:21

in private eye style

Heather: You were nothing compared to John
Paul: I'm gonna punch you right in the ovaries

**Generalist** · 19 October 2006, 11:38

Heather: I'll claim you beat me up
Paul: You haven't a leg to stand on

**wobbegong** · 19 October 2006, 12:26

Originally posted by Generalist

Heather: I'll claim you beat me up
Paul: You haven't a leg to stand on

Excellent!!

**hyperD** · 19 October 2006, 12:31

A journalist asks Paul McCartney if he'll ever go down on one knee again.
Paul replies 'I'd prefer if you called her Heather.'

**Generalist** · 19 October 2006, 12:45

Originally posted by hyperD

A journalist asks Paul McCartney if he'll ever go down on one knee again.
Paul replies 'I'd prefer if you called her Heather.'

Hurrah!

**vetran** · 19 October 2006, 23:34

Sex no chance

wait till i'm legless!

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