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vetran replied

27 January 2016, 21:04
Originally posted by SueEllen View Post

Jeremy Corbyn is a vegetable which is why I'm not voting Labour.

FTFY
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clearedforlanding replied

27 January 2016, 01:39
Originally posted by SueEllen View Post

The only vitamin vegans can't get is B12.

The rest they can get by eating properly and in the case of vitamin D sitting in the sun. That's why they are always eating nuts and lentils.

If they put the lotion in the basket, i would offer them Marmite.

As for sitting in the sun, I cannot help.
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SueEllen replied

27 January 2016, 00:14
Originally posted by BlasterBates View Post

My Dad could always spot the vegetarians when they were wheeled in for sugery after car accidents.

That put me off becoming a vegetarian.

Jeremy Corbyn is one which is why I'm not voting Labour.
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SueEllen replied

27 January 2016, 00:13
Originally posted by pjclarke View Post

Marmite.

Which is disgusting like its alternative Vegemite.
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BlasterBates replied

26 January 2016, 21:21
My Dad could always spot the vegetarians when they were wheeled in for sugery after car accidents.

That put me off becoming a vegetarian.
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pjclarke replied

26 January 2016, 20:20
Originally posted by SueEllen View Post

The only vitamin vegans can't get is B12..

Marmite.
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NotAllThere replied

26 January 2016, 19:06
Seems like "go vegan and lose all sensitivity".
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DimPrawn replied

26 January 2016, 18:19
Originally posted by SueEllen View Post

That's why they go to places like India on holiday.

And catch Hepatitis from infected food and water like a vegan girlfriend I knew years ago.
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darmstadt replied

26 January 2016, 18:13
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Load of crap.

When have you ever seen a healthy looking vegan? They're all skinny and spotty.

And have pointy ears
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SlipTheJab replied

26 January 2016, 17:54
Apparently the boxer David Haye is a vegan
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darmstadt replied

26 January 2016, 17:45
Probably, possibly, NSFW:
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SueEllen replied

26 January 2016, 17:37
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Fooked in the UK then aren't they.

That's why they go to places like India on holiday.
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FatLazyContractor replied

26 January 2016, 16:51
Originally posted by SueEllen View Post

The only vitamin vegans can't get is B12.

The rest they can get by eating properly and in the case of vitamin D sitting in the sun. That's why they are always eating nuts and lentils.

I now understand why that fat feck vegan bastard in office doesn't have many friends
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VectraMan replied

26 January 2016, 16:03
Originally posted by SueEllen View Post

The only vitamin vegans can't get is B12.

They can get it at the supermarket. It's also in fortified cereals.

Neither do me any good and I have to have injections.
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MarillionFan replied

26 January 2016, 15:23
Originally posted by SueEllen View Post

The rest they can get by eating properly and in the case of vitamin D sitting in the sun.

Fooked in the UK then aren't they.
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