600 SQ Foot Lavatory for sale at a bargain £1M

[teapot418]

[d000hg]

Do they not include a photo of the underground part, only the door?

[OwlHoot]

Saves building a separate bunker, for when house prices crash and shortly following civil war starts

A secure bunker needs a back door I'd have thought.

It wouldnt be smart to be living somewhere like that if/when civil war breaks out, unless there's an emergency escape hatch into a main sewer large enough to walk down.

[FatLazyContractor]

Oh! I thought you meant the toilet bowl was 600 sq ft! A lady who needed that would be just my sort of woman.

A fat walter mitty poster here uses such a toilet bowls to sink his piles

[MrMarkyMark]

On the plus side, it looks handy for the shops, and pretty secure unless someone lobs a petrol bomb down the steps during the next lot of riots.

Saves building a separate bunker, for when house prices crash and shortly following civil war starts

[OwlHoot]

Perfect for all you Buy To Letters.

OH MY BOG! Is This London's Most Expensive Public Toilet? - Secret_LDN

On the plus side, it looks handy for the shops, and pretty secure unless someone lobs a petrol bomb down the steps during the next lot of riots.

[NigelJK]

I liked the spoof profile.

Tabby has just graduated from university, and as such is far too busy partying to write her own bios. She outsources to a pleasant young man in The Isle of Dogs, who writes profiles all day long for very little remuneration.

[xoggoth]

Oh! I thought you meant the toilet bowl was 600 sq ft! A lady who needed that would be just my sort of woman.

[MrMarkyMark]

FTFY

Pre conversion George Michael would have popped round. Post renovation you are going to have to settle for Gordon from Accounting, or Andy W's mum, should Gordon not be available.

A LOL linky at the bottom of the article : This Is What The Cost Of A London Home Could Buy You Up North - Secret_LDN

What, a bigger toilet

[barrydidit]

A LOL linky at the bottom of the article : This Is What The Cost Of A London Home Could Buy You Up North - Secret_LDN

You'll have to factor in the cost of a whippet and a buckie habbit too in some of those examples, don't forget.

[DimPrawn]

Expensive tuliphole!

[mudskipper]

Perfect for all you Buy ToiLetters.

FTFY

[clearedforlanding]

Pre conversion George Michael would have popped round. Post renovation you are going to have to settle for Gordon from Accounting.

[greenlake]

Obviously capitalising on previous bog conversions....




From public loo to private home - Telegraph
From public loo to private home: in pictures - Telegraph

[clearedforlanding]

Perfect for all you Buy To Letters.

OH MY BOG! Is This London's Most Expensive Public Toilet? - Secret_LDN