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Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View PostFTFY
I thought you only had one left, after "last" time
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FTFY
I thought you only had one left, after "last" time
Originally posted by LondonManc View Postshe'll cut my Jacob off.
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostThey want it both ways.....
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Man arrives home to find Wife packing case.
'What's up?' asks the Man.
'I found out that I can get £200 per night giving out what I give you for free, so I'm off to London to make a mint'.
Man starts packing also.
Wife asks ''What are you doing?'.
Man replies 'I coming to see how you live on £400 per year'.
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostI thought once an ex-wife wanted me to only have sex once a month with her and a whore - I could have as much as I wanted with either.
Trust her to take it straight to her divorce lawyer....
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Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View PostExactly, what else are you supposed to do when you are coked out of your mind and have a pocket full of Viagra.....
Maybe, that's just me............
Trust her to take it straight to her divorce lawyer....
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostThey want it both ways.....
Maybe, that's just me............
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Sex once a month.
No whoring.
Prefers it when you are in the shed.
Selling the Aston and trading it in for two runarounds.
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