Relationship millstones

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AtW replied

20 January 2016, 22:29
Originally posted by vetran View Post

no they don't want it at all(well with you anyway), and they want to make sure you aren't getting any either!
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vetran replied

20 January 2016, 21:12
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

They want it both ways.....

no they don't want it at all(well with you anyway), and they want to make sure you aren't getting any either!
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LondonManc replied

20 January 2016, 15:00
Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post

FTFY

I thought you only had one left, after "last" time

Nope, still got two more than Jimmy White pal. Thanks for caring though.
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MrMarkyMark replied

20 January 2016, 14:26
FTFY

I thought you only had one left, after "last" time

Originally posted by LondonManc View Post

she'll cut my Jacob off.
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LondonManc replied

20 January 2016, 14:24
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

They want it both ways.....

Unfortunately she doesn't. If I try it the other way, she'll cut my Jacobs off.
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NigelJK replied

20 January 2016, 14:23
Man arrives home to find Wife packing case.
'What's up?' asks the Man.
'I found out that I can get £200 per night giving out what I give you for free, so I'm off to London to make a mint'.
Man starts packing also.
Wife asks ''What are you doing?'.
Man replies 'I coming to see how you live on £400 per year'.
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MrMarkyMark replied

20 January 2016, 14:21
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

I thought once an ex-wife wanted me to only have sex once a month with her and a whore - I could have as much as I wanted with either.

Trust her to take it straight to her divorce lawyer....

Living proof that even "thoughts" can get a man into trouble.
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BrilloPad replied

20 January 2016, 14:17
Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post

Exactly, what else are you supposed to do when you are coked out of your mind and have a pocket full of Viagra.....

Maybe, that's just me............

I thought once an ex-wife wanted me to only have sex once a month with her and a whore - I could have as much as I wanted with either.

Trust her to take it straight to her divorce lawyer....
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BrilloPad replied

20 January 2016, 14:15
Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post

Meeting the prospective mother in law

What is the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted....
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MrMarkyMark replied

20 January 2016, 14:11
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

They want it both ways.....

Exactly, what else are you supposed to do when you are coked out of your mind and have a pocket full of Viagra.....

Maybe, that's just me............
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BrilloPad replied

20 January 2016, 14:09
Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post

Sex once a month.
No whoring.

They want it both ways.....
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WTFH replied

20 January 2016, 14:09
Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post

Sex once a month.

Show off!

Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post

Prefers it when you are in the shed.

So do I.
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MrMarkyMark replied

20 January 2016, 14:06
Sex once a month.
No whoring.
Prefers it when you are in the shed.
Selling the Aston and trading it in for two runarounds.
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DimPrawn started a topic Relationship millstones

20 January 2016, 14:03
Relationship millstones

Meeting the prospective mother in law
Shopping for shoes
Trips to IKEA
Putting up with her poisonous "friends"
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