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Previously on "Humour Not Allowed for the Sake of It, in the Professional Forums"

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by Bee View Post
    FTFY

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  • cojak
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    Originally posted by Bee View Post
    So, I'm a tedious idiot.
    I will do you a favor, I'm going to "ban" myself.

    One less tedious idiot.

    All the best my friends.
    I give him a week...

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  • greenlake
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    Originally posted by SlipTheJab View Post
    Eer no don't think so as my life is not complete without your daily pearls of wisdom
    SueEllen's pearls of wisdom....



    Home | Pearl® Vodka

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  • SlipTheJab
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    Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
    Are you going to f*** off as well?
    Eer no don't think so as my life is not complete without your daily pearls of wisdom

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  • SueEllen
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    Originally posted by SlipTheJab View Post
    Has Bee buzzed off for good
    Are you going to f*** off as well?

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  • SlipTheJab
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    Has Bee buzzed off for good

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  • Bee
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    Originally posted by cojak View Post
    We don't ban tedious idiots for posting in General.

    There'd be very few left if we did.
    So, I'm a tedious idiot.
    I will do you a favor, I'm going to "ban" myself.

    One less tedious idiot.

    All the best my friends.

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  • northernladuk
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    Originally posted by Bee View Post
    Ban me, who cares!
    That's just not the done thing. You need to do a bed wetting flounce and then go create a sockie so you can post anonymously until Tykemerc outs you... And to be fair that isn't going to be too difficult.

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  • northernladuk
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    Originally posted by cojak View Post
    We don't ban tedious idiots for posting in General.

    There'd be very few idiots left if we did.
    FTFY

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  • cojak
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    Originally posted by Bee View Post
    Insult!!! You think it's an insult!!!! Read again the sequence of the posts your ignorant.
    I'm a master of my mother tongue. Making fun with a person who is trying to speak YOUR language make you a rude person.

    Ban me, who cares!
    We don't ban tedious idiots for posting in General.

    There'd be very few left if we did.

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  • Bee
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    Originally posted by clearedforlanding View Post
    Bee, master a language before trying to trade 'humorous' insults with the big boys.
    Insult!!! You think it's an insult!!!! Read again the sequence of the posts your ignorant.
    I'm a master of my mother tongue. Making fun with a person who is trying to speak YOUR language make you a rude person.

    Ban me, who cares!

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  • Scruff
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    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
    Specifically: ਮੁੰਡਿਆਂ ਤੋਂ ਬੱਚ ਕੇ (Muḍi'āṁ tōṁ baca kē)
    Correct - It means "Watch out for the boys"

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  • NotAllThere
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    Originally posted by Scruff View Post
    I just got picked out for offering sincere advice, in Punjabi, in the ILR thread. Who loves ya, Baby...?
    Specifically: ਮੁੰਡਿਆਂ ਤੋਂ ਬੱਚ ਕੇ (Muḍi'āṁ tōṁ baca kē)

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  • Scruff
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    I just got picked out for offering sincere advice, in Punjabi, in the ILR thread. Who loves ya, Baby...?

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  • MrMarkyMark
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Pass me that sandwich old chap.
    Sure, do you want the half with the ketchup, or the brown, you can never make up our mind .

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