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Previously on "Would you marry an ex porn star?"

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  • darmstadt
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    Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
    I'm the Rocco of men

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
    I'm the Rocco of men
    ORHSQ

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2UEphykgsk

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  • darmstadt
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    Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
    I'm the Rocco of men
    You're an old Italian geezer

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  • greenlake
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    Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
    Not so long ago, James Deen would have been in there. Then there was that pesky rape allegation and he seems to have disappeared from the scene.
    Apparently not....

    Accused Rapist James Deen Dominates 'Porn Oscars' Nominations

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  • MrMarkyMark
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    Are you going to say you're actually Ron Jeremy?
    Stomach girth, possibly, a similarity.
    Appendage size, likely to be no comparison.

    HTH.

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  • FatLazyContractor
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    Are you going to say you're actually Ron Jeremy?
    I'm the Rocco of men

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  • MaryPoppins
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    Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
    Hi MP

    Would you marry Ron Jeremy?
    Are you going to say you're actually Ron Jeremy?

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  • FatLazyContractor
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    Almost certainly the most disturbing/honest CUK post I've read for a while.
    Hi MP

    Would you marry Ron Jeremy?

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  • clearedforlanding
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    Originally posted by Chuck View Post
    Clown's pockets?

    Wizards sleeves.

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by LondonManc View Post
    Get their what stuffed?
    it was 'in your end o'

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  • Chuck
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    Originally posted by LondonManc View Post
    Get their what stuffed?
    Clown's pockets?

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  • LondonManc
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    Originally posted by vetran View Post
    Indeed you don't hear the femminazis complaining about male porn stars starving in the streets while the females get their pockets stuffed.
    Get their what stuffed?

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  • MaryPoppins
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    Originally posted by clearedforlanding View Post
    As I am cursed with delayed ejaculation, I end up having to murder them anyway.
    Almost certainly the most disturbing/honest CUK post I've read for a while.

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by NigelJK View Post
    It disgusting I tell you. The pay difference between the sexes should be abolished, and equal pay brought in.
    Indeed you don't hear the femminazis complaining about male porn stars starving in the streets while the females get their pockets stuffed.

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  • NigelJK
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    It disgusting I tell you. The pay difference between the sexes should be abolished, and equal pay brought in.

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