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so the Vetran / Suity alternatives?Originally posted by Chuck View PostIt'll go one of two ways I suppose.
I could go out in a blaze of glory, leaving maidens heartbroken at my demise.
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I die a simpering mess, in soiled underpants, in an old people's home full of senile lunatics.
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Originally posted by barrydidit View PostStarve to death, my mouth, stuffed full of a, chloroform soaked, handkerchief, chained to a Mauve Monkeys radiator after calling round to collect the rent.Whiich one of those would you call your favourite?Originally posted by Chuck View PostIt'll go one of two ways I suppose.
I could go out in a blaze of glory, leaving maidens heartbroken at my demise.
or
I die a simpering mess, in soiled underpants, in an old people's home full of senile lunatics.
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Starve to death chained to a Mauve Monkeys radiator after calling round to collect the rent.
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It'll go one of two ways I suppose.
I could go out in a blaze of glory, leaving maidens heartbroken at my demise.
or
I die a simpering mess, in soiled underpants, in an old people's home full of senile lunatics.
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Already dead?
Statistically anyway..
13 years down coal mines, two years bridge building, 5 years knocking down asbestos buildings, Bowel cancer operation in 2013, told I wouldn't work again but yet here I am...
I'll die the same way I came into the world. Kicking, screaming and completly alone in my struggle.
And if I play it right, naked.
I plan to die at 99, in bed, shot by a jealous husband.
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OFQOriginally posted by FatLazyContractor View PostAnyone died of too much sex?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCdrUW--Jic
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Catherine The Great was rumoured to have met her demise whilst being humped by a stallion.
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