Reply to: Agile Scum-Master training and qualification

[AtW]

Oi, Wilmsy, why won't you get yourself MCSE first?

[fullyautomatix]

I am waiting for the official notice from someone high up saying that Agile/Scrum etc is officially dead. Long live Agile.

I have been to Scrum trainings and passed the certification but really there is nothing new there. I have always built software like that and there nothing innovative in there.

[NibblyPig]

I reckon it probably is worth it. It's a wanky load of tulipe but companies seem to yum anything with 'agile' in the name up like they're guzzling the divine ambrosia.

[MrMarkyMark]

Yes, I used it to connect to a CICS region via LU0

Is that the pet name for your vibrator?

[VectraMan]

I always think it's Software Development Lite Cycle, and then start thinking about TRON.

[Martin Scroatman]

So it's not Supervision, Direction, Looking after and Control?? Damn it. Ive just made a right knob of myself in a techie meeting

Yes, I used it to connect to a CICS region via LU0

[northernladuk]

I'm still amazed how many people work in IT and have no idea that SDLC is actually Synchronous Data Link Control which is a layer 2 protocol for SNA, not some knobbie project management bollocks which has, in reality, sod all to do with IT

So it's not Supervision, Direction, Looking after and Control?? Damn it. Ive just made a right knob of myself in a techie meeting

[darmstadt]

A mixture of project management techniques and when to ditch them, works for me.

I'm still amazed how many people work in IT and have no concept of what the SDLC is.

Similarly, the amount of people that thinks you can apply agile to any IT project.
You can't.

I'm still amazed how many people work in IT and have no idea that SDLC is actually Synchronous Data Link Control which is a layer 2 protocol for SNA, not some knobbie project management bollocks which has, in reality, sod all to do with IT

[MrMarkyMark]

A mixture of project management techniques and when to ditch them, works for me.

I'm still amazed how many people work in IT and have no concept of what the SDLC is.

Similarly, the amount of people that thinks you can apply agile to any IT project.
You can't.

[LucidDementia]

No.

[quackhandle]

In regard to OP I've been wondering the same about ITIL, I found a 3 day course in Brum for 450 notes (ITIL foundation)

Worth doing? Ie - is ITIL useful?

qh

[SlipTheJab]

Please, not more of this scum/agile bollox!

Keep up just like Garlic Bread it's the future

[DimPrawn]

Please, not more of this scum/agile bollox!

[FatLazyContractor]

Nobody who posts in General including the mods and Admin should need training how to be a complete and total cant.

[barrydidit]

Nobody who posts on CUK should need training how to be a complete and total cant.