Reply to: Corny pick up lines

[vetran]

and one for Scroaty

https://www.instagram.com/p/xIq0YpkIY6/

[vetran]

For FLC

https://www.instagram.com/p/zi3B-wEIS7/

[vetran]

One for lovers of the Golden arches

https://www.instagram.com/p/0D7NF9EIaL/

[vetran]

https://www.instagram.com/p/71VD5QEIQJ/

and again

https://www.instagram.com/p/4IFXgqEISM/

I have a mental vision of furious left swiping.

[vetran]

Which Spelling Nazi?

https://www.instagram.com/p/71VD5QEIQJ/

[LondonManc]

Did any of these 100% 'ers involve a custodial sentence, after?

Struggle cuddles are so misunderstood these days.

[MrMarkyMark]

Three with 100% success:
Get in the van bitch
Don't scream or I'll stab you
Does this hanky smell funny to you?

Did any of these 100% 'ers involve a custodial sentence, after?

[LondonManc]

Haven't you washed it for over a month?

That's my sock.

[FatLazyContractor]

Does this hanky smell funny to you?

Haven't you washed it for over a month?

[LondonManc]

Three with 100% success:

Get in the van bitch
Don't scream or I'll stab you
Does this hanky smell funny to you?

Don't bother with rohypnol though. I tried that last Friday night and just woke up with a sore arse.

[BrilloPad]

I usually find "how much for a 50/50" works well.

[MrMarkyMark]

FTFY

Yeah, you always get taken home by one of the bouncers.

[vetran]

In a nightclub, before they play the slow dances at the end of the night, jump up on a table, get yer cacks round yer ankles and announce:

"'Ere you go ladies, that's what's on offer and if you want some of it join the queue at the bar"

I've never left a club alone

how many of them say 'oooh its like a Penis but so much smaller?'

[d000hg]

In a nightclub, before they play the slow dances at the end of the night, jump up on a table, get yer cacks round yer ankles and announce:

"'Ere you go ladies, that's what's on offer and if you want some of it join the queue at the bar"

I've never left a club alone

Yeah, you always get escorted out by the bouncers.

[GlenW]

Rolf Harris used, "Hello little girl, want to see some puppies?"