Oh Bollards

[barrydidit]

meanwhile in huddersfield

Crash in Huddersfield leaves VW Polo stuck up lamp-post - Huddersfield Examiner

[FatLazyContractor]

It's outside Aldi, are you saying I'm a permi.

What are you doing at Aldi ?

[WTFH]

Contractors go to ALDi they have great tools on offer.

Lidl do snow chains.
Aldi do ski socks.

[vetran]

Contractors go to ALDi they have great tools on offer.

[VectraMan]

As long as it doesn't happen to our brightest and best:

Tory MP Tony Baldry crashes car into portable toilet Poundland parked cars | Daily Mail Online

(He's not an MP any more ).

[alreadypacked]

That isn't your car is it?

It's outside Aldi, are you saying I'm a permi.

[NibblyPig]

The videos of the bollard idiots never fail to get a big chuckle out of me.

qh

I also enjoy the low bridge ones where lorries get a new convertible look

[barrydidit]

Reminds me of 2 incidents over the weekend I am still chuckling about.

Incident 1

2 cars in front of me exiting the petrol station. Car 2 thinks car 1 is pulling into traffic but in reality doesn't go anywhere so receives a gentle nudge to the bumper. Driver gets out, waves hands a bit and they both agree to reverse a bit and get out of everyones way to exchange details. Driver 1 - still steaming from being gently nudged from behind reverses at speed straight into a pole - doing far more damage than original incident.

Incident 2

Was in Kew Gardens on Sunday for the Christmas set-up. Saw a granny coming down the helter skelter ride with excited family waiting at the bottom to take a photo. Somehow as she got to the bottom and just as she lifted her hands to wave to everyone - the carpet she was on got stuck so she pitched forwards and slightly sideways straight into the crowd at the bottom.She lay motionless for a little while but seemed ok after 10 seconds or so. I guffawed loudly enough for her family to shoot me some dirty looks. Still smirking just thinking about it.

[Schadenfreude]



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[quackhandle]

The videos of the bollard idiots never fail to get a big chuckle out of me.

qh

[FatLazyContractor]

That isn't your car is it?

[oracleslave]

Reminds me of 2 incidents over the weekend I am still chuckling about.

Incident 1

2 cars in front of me exiting the petrol station. Car 2 thinks car 1 is pulling into traffic but in reality doesn't go anywhere so receives a gentle nudge to the bumper. Driver gets out, waves hands a bit and they both agree to reverse a bit and get out of everyones way to exchange details. Driver 1 - still steaming from being gently nudged from behind reverses at speed straight into a pole - doing far more damage than original incident.

Incident 2

Was in Kew Gardens on Sunday for the Christmas set-up. Saw a granny coming down the helter skelter ride with excited family waiting at the bottom to take a photo. Somehow as she got to the bottom and just as she lifted her hands to wave to everyone - the carpet she was on got stuck so she pitched forwards and slightly sideways straight into the crowd at the bottom.She lay motionless for a little while but seemed ok after 10 seconds or so. I guffawed loudly enough for her family to shoot me some dirty looks. Still smirking just thinking about it.

[BrilloPad]

Which is what happens when AP focuses on her in car web cam.

[LondonManc]

Back a bit, back a bit, oh feck.

[alreadypacked]