Reply to: WiFi allergy

[MrMarkyMark]

vajazzle

[WTFH]

Firstly, for a start I don't know what that is.

Secondly, I'm worried if I search for it from Client Co, it may be a cue to leave, in the "safe hands" of security

Look up a definition of the word, not images!

[MrMarkyMark]

If "hat" is a euphemism, then are you talking about a vajazzle?

Firstly, for a start I don't know what that is.

Secondly, I'm worried if I search for it from Client Co, it may be a cue to leave, in the "safe hands" of security

[WTFH]

I know someone who claims to be made ill by electromagnetism, but since the things she claims to mitigate it are clearly fantasy (a crystal in her hat, silver foil in her bra and a few other things) there's a limited quantity of credibility there.

I was told that cured STDs

Stops you catching HIV a second time, guaranteed.

If "hat" is a euphemism, then are you talking about a vajazzle? If it was so big it prevented entry, then it might prevent getting diseases.

[LondonManc]

I was told that cured STDs

Stops you catching HIV a second time, guaranteed.

[TykeMerc]

Yes, I'm fully aware of that...

Yet you still post lies, more lies and fantasy at a frequency to rival Suity on a busy day.

[xoggoth]

Horrible. Maybe could have been prevented if she changed her DNS.

[MrMarkyMark]

I know someone who claims to be made ill by electromagnetism, but since the things she claims to mitigate it are clearly fantasy (a crystal in her hat, silver foil in her bra and a few other things) there's a limited quantity of credibility there.

I was told that cured STDs

[Martin Scroatman]

Incidentally that lie about lightbulbs unscrewing is just another fantasy, at the alleged time most lightbulbs in the UK were bayonet.

Yes, I'm fully aware of that...

Light bulbs seem to unscrew themselves around me. Not very often and (annoyingly for a sceptic) only at particularly stressful times in my life, making me wonder if this is somehow related.
The first time it happened was when I was a typically angst-ridden teenager. The standard bayonet-type bulb in my bedroom which I'd turned off maybe 20 minutes previously, fell out of the light socket and landed on my bed with a thump which woke me from near sleep. Strangely I somehow knew it was the bulb almost instantly, although I couldn't have expected something like that to happen. After all, how often do bulbs fall out of light fittings?
I've no idea how long the bulb had been in place, but it hadn't been recently changed and if it hadn't been put in properly surely it would have fallen out before? I'm not even sure a bayonet-type fitting would work if it wasn't correctly installed. The bulb hadn't blown, as putting it back into the fitting showed.

[TykeMerc]

Amy or your friend?

You know the kookie ones are the best shags?

Either to be honest. Kookie or not I still wouldn't, ever.

[vetran]

Hell no, I wouldn't shag her with yours or even the made up one belonging to the Gittins/Gricer/Scroatman/Freaki/endlessothermoronicsockies.

Amy or your friend?

You know the kookie ones are the best shags?

[TykeMerc]

Just pretend that you are shagging Amy Childs

Amy Childs sparkles in silver swimwear

Hell no, I wouldn't shag her with yours or even the made up one belonging to the Gittins/Gricer/Scroatman/Freaki/endlessothermoronicsockies.

[vetran]

I know someone who claims to be made ill by electromagnetism, but since the things she claims to mitigate it are clearly fantasy (a crystal in her hat, silver foil in her bra and a few other things) there's a limited quantity of credibility there.

Just pretend that you are shagging Amy Childs

Amy Childs sparkles in silver swimwear

[TykeMerc]

Trust me, I know what it's like to stand in front of a 1000 watt stack night after night

Trust you? Are you on even stronger drugs than the mods that ignore their own rules over sockpuppetry?

The only trust you can expect is for people to expect you to continue to be a consistent bulltulip artist who posts pure fantasy situations. Incidentally that lie about lightbulbs unscrewing is just another fantasy, at the alleged time most lightbulbs in the UK were bayonet.

I know someone who claims to be made ill by electromagnetism, but since the things she claims to mitigate it are clearly fantasy (a crystal in her hat, silver foil in her bra and a few other things) there's a limited quantity of credibility there.

[vetran]

Trust me, I know what it's like to stand in front of a 1000 watt stack night after night

so do I, maybe I need to upgrade my home theatre Amp?