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  • Dactylion
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    Originally posted by Scourer View Post
    She has asked for a cordless Dyson.......

    ....... I was thinking £5
    Buy a wooden broomstick & a broom head and Bobs your uncle

    Just checked and you can get a pack of 5 from Screwfix for less than a tenner and a head for £5.

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  • WTFH
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    Originally posted by Gumbo Robot View Post
    Yep, I've had my Henry for years.

    Don't know if the new lower wattage versions that are coming out to comply with EU regs willl be any good though.


    Henry was never high enough wattage to be hit with the current rules. No complex technical parts/marketing gimmicks to reduce it's suction.
    The 900w limit that might be happening in 2017 would hit them, good thing is that they are indestructible (as well as cheap), so might buy a spare 1200W one next year just in case.

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  • SimonMac
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    Why the heck are you buying your ex wife a present?!
    Because her solicitor was better than his

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  • MrMarkyMark
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    Originally posted by AtW View Post
    She took his balls as part of the divorce "settlement", he is still hoping he could get them back...
    It amazing the wonders of surgery these days

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    Why the heck are you buying your ex wife a present?!
    She took his balls as part of the divorce "settlement", he is still hoping he could get them back...

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    Why the heck are you buying your ex wife a present?!
    she has one of his offspring, keeping her sweet I think.

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  • FatLazyContractor
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    Why the heck are you buying your ex wife a present?!
    Benefits lass, benefits.

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  • MaryPoppins
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    Why the heck are you buying your ex wife a present?!

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  • Gumbo Robot
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    Originally posted by WTFH View Post
    £89 for a Henry. Better than any Dyson, and British made
    Yep, I've had my Henry for years.

    Don't know if the new lower wattage versions that are coming out to comply with EU regs willl be any good though.

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  • MrMarkyMark
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    It would be. If another woman did not come along to make me miserable.

    Maybe I should join the French Foreign Legion.
    I suggest surgery (removal) as the only safe option.

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  • Uncle Albert
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    For a contractor's ex wife I'd suggest a tea bag. https://teatropolitan.wordpress.com/...nsive-tea-bag/

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  • tarbera
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    Get her a hat and a dildo, if she does not like the hat she can f**k herself

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  • MarillionFan
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    Tell her she has to clean the carpet with her tongue. Men these days.

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  • barrydidit
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    Buy it. At least something in the house will suck on command.

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
    But worth every penny
    It would be. If another woman did not come along to make me miserable.

    Maybe I should join the French Foreign Legion.

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