- Visitors can check out the Forum FAQ by clicking this link. You have to register before you can post: click the REGISTER link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below. View our Forum Privacy Policy.
- Want to receive the latest contracting news and advice straight to your inbox? Sign up to the ContractorUK newsletter here. Every sign up will also be entered into a draw to WIN £100 Amazon vouchers!
Reply to: Go Team Scroatman!
Collapse
You are not logged in or you do not have permission to access this page. This could be due to one of several reasons:
- You are not logged in. If you are already registered, fill in the form below to log in, or follow the "Sign Up" link to register a new account.
- You may not have sufficient privileges to access this page. Are you trying to edit someone else's post, access administrative features or some other privileged system?
- If you are trying to post, the administrator may have disabled your account, or it may be awaiting activation.
Logging in...
Previously on "Go Team Scroatman!"
Collapse
-
I'm going to do better than that, consider yourself lucky that we haven't Permabanned you (yet).
-
I'm not going to mention any names but to the person who just left me -ve rep I'd just like to point out that you've reduced the £60 I've gained through the 6 +ve reps I've received from the good people of this forum to £50.
I hope you're proud of yourself.
I bet you're the sort of person who steals bunches of flowers from a roadside shrine.
Leave a comment:
-
Originally posted by Dallas View PostRun wearing a bin bag to keep the sweat in and carry a rucksack of books, increase the books as you train.
Leave a comment:
-
I have never seen such blatant pimping for +ve rep by a sockie before.
Like its true, have you got enough agility to move your fat ass off the couch ?
Leave a comment:
-
I tell you what why don't you run dressed up in a blouse, pencil skirt, stockings & high heels?
You can tell everyone you have taken up 'Drag Racing'
Leave a comment:
-
Blatant rep farming from an even more blatant sockpuppet (reported as requested by Admin, but ignored of course) troll.
If you are honestly doing the marathon in a costume then as suggested train in a way that you tend to overheat, have restricted breathing and carry at least 20 kilo's in a rucksack.
Leave a comment:
-
Originally posted by Dallas View PostWhy you always descend into porn and your dillusional sex life when it's plain you are gagging for any action or attention in your perpetual drought of a sad life.
You need to Butch up if you are going to play in General.
Remember FLC hires external experts by the hour, you & me just have to whistle to get laid!
Leave a comment:
-
Originally posted by Dallas View PostWhy you always descend into porn and your dillusional sex life when it's plain you are gagging for any action or attention in your perpetual drought of a sad life.
Leave a comment:
-
Why you always descend into porn and your dillusional sex life when it's plain you are gagging for any action or attention in your perpetual drought of a sad life.
Leave a comment:
-
Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View PostIn what? a pressure cooker suit?
Leave a comment:
-
Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View PostI think my suggestion of the gimp suit in conjunction, with, Dallas's suggestion of the books, could mean old Scrotey is first past the finish line
Leave a comment:
-
Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View PostYou are watching perverted porn these days, arent you?
Leave a comment:
-
Originally posted by Dallas View PostRun wearing a bin bag to keep the sweat in and carry a rucksack of books, increase the books as you train.
Leave a comment:
-
Originally posted by Dallas View PostRun wearing a bin bag to keep the sweat in and carry a rucksack of books, increase the books as you train.
Leave a comment:
-
Run wearing a bin bag to keep the sweat in and carry a rucksack of books, increase the books as you train.
Leave a comment:
- Home
- News & Features
- First Timers
- IR35 / S660 / BN66
- Employee Benefit Trusts
- Agency Workers Regulations
- MSC Legislation
- Limited Companies
- Dividends
- Umbrella Company
- VAT / Flat Rate VAT
- Job News & Guides
- Money News & Guides
- Guide to Contracts
- Successful Contracting
- Contracting Overseas
- Contractor Calculators
- MVL
- Contractor Expenses
Advertisers
Contractor Services
CUK News
- Streamline Your Retirement with iSIPP: A Solution for Contractor Pensions Sep 1 09:13
- Making the most of pension lump sums: overview for contractors Sep 1 08:36
- Umbrella company tribunal cases are opening up; are your wages subject to unlawful deductions, too? Aug 31 08:38
- Contractors, relabelling 'labour' as 'services' to appear 'fully contracted out' won't dupe IR35 inspectors Aug 31 08:30
- How often does HMRC check tax returns? Aug 30 08:27
- Work-life balance as an IT contractor: 5 top tips from a tech recruiter Aug 30 08:20
- Autumn Statement 2023 tipped to prioritise mental health, in a boost for UK workplaces Aug 29 08:33
- Final reminder for contractors to respond to the umbrella consultation (closing today) Aug 29 08:09
- Top 5 most in demand cyber security contract roles Aug 25 08:38
- Changes to the right to request flexible working are incoming, but how will contractors be affected? Aug 24 08:25
Leave a comment: