Run wearing a bin bag to keep the sweat in and carry a rucksack of books, increase the books as you train.
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Preferably do not train on the way to workOriginally posted by Dallas View PostRun wearing a bin bag to keep the sweat in and carry a rucksack of books, increase the books as you train.
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You are watching perverted porn these days, arent you?Originally posted by Dallas View PostRun wearing a bin bag to keep the sweat in and carry a rucksack of books, increase the books as you train.
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I think my suggestion of the gimp suit in conjunction, with, Dallas's suggestion of the books, could mean old Scrotey is first past the finish lineOriginally posted by FatLazyContractor View PostYou are watching perverted porn these days, arent you?
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In what? a pressure cooker suit?Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View PostI think my suggestion of the gimp suit in conjunction, with, Dallas's suggestion of the books, could mean old Scrotey is first past the finish line
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Gimp Suit, you not seen Pulp Fiction, maybe not racy enough for your tastesOriginally posted by FatLazyContractor View PostIn what? a pressure cooker suit?
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Why you always descend into porn and your dillusional sex life when it's plain you are gagging for any action or attention in your perpetual drought of a sad life.Comment
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Originally posted by Dallas View PostWhy you always descend into porn and your dillusional sex life when it's plain you are gagging for any action or attention in your perpetual drought of a sad life.
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Calm down Dallas its only a piss take.Originally posted by Dallas View PostWhy you always descend into porn and your dillusional sex life when it's plain you are gagging for any action or attention in your perpetual drought of a sad life.
You need to Butch up if you are going to play in General.
Remember FLC hires external experts by the hour, you & me just have to whistle to get laid!Comment
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Blatant rep farming from an even more blatant sockpuppet (reported as requested by Admin, but ignored of course) troll.
If you are honestly doing the marathon in a costume then as suggested train in a way that you tend to overheat, have restricted breathing and carry at least 20 kilo's in a rucksack.Comment
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