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  • cojak
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    I'm going to do better than that, consider yourself lucky that we haven't Permabanned you (yet).

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  • Martin Scroatman
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    I'm not going to mention any names but to the person who just left me -ve rep I'd just like to point out that you've reduced the £60 I've gained through the 6 +ve reps I've received from the good people of this forum to £50.

    I hope you're proud of yourself.

    I bet you're the sort of person who steals bunches of flowers from a roadside shrine.

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  • Martin Scroatman
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    Originally posted by Dallas View Post
    Run wearing a bin bag to keep the sweat in and carry a rucksack of books, increase the books as you train.
    Yes, I believe the costume weighs arond 30lbs plus I have to factor in my shoulder mounted speakers as well. Haven't bought those yet but looking for something loud but lightweight too.

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  • fullyautomatix
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    I have never seen such blatant pimping for +ve rep by a sockie before.

    Like its true, have you got enough agility to move your fat ass off the couch ?

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  • vetran
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    I tell you what why don't you run dressed up in a blouse, pencil skirt, stockings & high heels?


    You can tell everyone you have taken up 'Drag Racing'

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  • TykeMerc
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    Blatant rep farming from an even more blatant sockpuppet (reported as requested by Admin, but ignored of course) troll.

    If you are honestly doing the marathon in a costume then as suggested train in a way that you tend to overheat, have restricted breathing and carry at least 20 kilo's in a rucksack.

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by Dallas View Post
    Why you always descend into porn and your dillusional sex life when it's plain you are gagging for any action or attention in your perpetual drought of a sad life.
    Calm down Dallas its only a piss take.

    You need to Butch up if you are going to play in General.

    Remember FLC hires external experts by the hour, you & me just have to whistle to get laid!

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  • MrMarkyMark
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    Originally posted by Dallas View Post
    Why you always descend into porn and your dillusional sex life when it's plain you are gagging for any action or attention in your perpetual drought of a sad life.

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  • Dallas
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    Why you always descend into porn and your dillusional sex life when it's plain you are gagging for any action or attention in your perpetual drought of a sad life.

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  • MrMarkyMark
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    Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
    In what? a pressure cooker suit?
    Gimp Suit, you not seen Pulp Fiction, maybe not racy enough for your tastes

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  • FatLazyContractor
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    Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
    I think my suggestion of the gimp suit in conjunction, with, Dallas's suggestion of the books, could mean old Scrotey is first past the finish line
    In what? a pressure cooker suit?

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  • MrMarkyMark
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    Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
    You are watching perverted porn these days, arent you?
    I think my suggestion of the gimp suit in conjunction, with, Dallas's suggestion of the books, could mean old Scrotey is first past the finish line

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  • FatLazyContractor
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    Originally posted by Dallas View Post
    Run wearing a bin bag to keep the sweat in and carry a rucksack of books, increase the books as you train.
    You are watching perverted porn these days, arent you?

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  • MrMarkyMark
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    Originally posted by Dallas View Post
    Run wearing a bin bag to keep the sweat in and carry a rucksack of books, increase the books as you train.
    Preferably do not train on the way to work

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  • Dallas
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    Run wearing a bin bag to keep the sweat in and carry a rucksack of books, increase the books as you train.

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