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Previously on "Meanwhile in Scotland"

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  • Zero Liability
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Doesn't worse happen all the time to any English in Scotland?
    All that white privilege makes it go away, innit?

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  • minestrone
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    Both sides of my family, Irish and German, had to change names to be 'accommodated' to the welcoming, all embracing Scottish nation.

    The new socialist premise of the SNP that foreigners are welcomed by our natural genetic embrace is utter bulltulip.

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  • FatLazyContractor
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    Originally posted by minestrone View Post
    I'm from a German Irish lineage, I studied Engineering and like to punch people after 8 pints of stout.
    Ah, Chunt on both sides then

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  • minestrone
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    Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
    You cannot be Scottish. Your IQ isn't 20.
    I'm from a German Irish lineage, I studied Engineering and like to punch people after 8 pints of stout.

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  • FatLazyContractor
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    Originally posted by minestrone View Post
    The SNP would like to tell everyone that Scotland is a welcoming Nordicesque socialist utopia that will take in an accept incomers but the reality is that Scotland still has serious and never ending cultural issues with regards to the Irish immigration from the late 19th century.

    The place is in general a ****ed up tuliphole, just don't think everyone here is that way inclined.
    You cannot be Scottish. Your IQ isn't 20.

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  • MicrosoftBob
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    Originally posted by RSoles View Post
    Aye, but is that not just normal for Falkirk?
    Is that like normal for Norfolk, but a lot more violent ?

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  • minestrone
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    Originally posted by DaveB View Post
    Thats why they are taking so many Syrian refugee's, they're trying to introduce a bit of civilisation.
    They want to put them up in bute

    They will be stealing fishing boats to get back to Syria.

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  • DaveB
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    Originally posted by minestrone View Post
    The SNP would like to tell everyone that Scotland is a welcoming Nordicesque socialist utopia that will take in an accept incomers but the reality is that Scotland still has serious and never ending cultural issues with regards to the Irish immigration from the late 19th century.

    The place is in general a ****ed up tuliphole, just don't think everyone here is that way inclined.
    Thats why they are taking so many Syrian refugee's, they're trying to introduce a bit of civilisation.

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  • WTFH
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    Originally posted by minestrone View Post
    The SNP would like to tell everyone that Scotland is a welcoming Nordicesque socialist utopia that will take in an accept incomers but the reality is that Scotland still has serious and never ending cultural issues with regards to the Irish immigration from the late 19th century.

    The place is in general a ****ed up tuliphole, just don't think everyone here is that way inclined.

    Not forgetting that 2 centuries earlier, the emigration from Scotland to Ireland didn't go down too well in Ireland and could be seen as part of the cause of The Troubles (tm)

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  • minestrone
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    The SNP would like to tell everyone that Scotland is a welcoming Nordicesque socialist utopia that will take in an accept incomers but the reality is that Scotland still has serious and never ending cultural issues with regards to the Irish immigration from the late 19th century.

    The place is in general a ****ed up tuliphole, just don't think everyone here is that way inclined.

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  • RSoles
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    Originally posted by GlenW View Post
    During the 1982 South Atlantic skirmish some nutters went on the rampage in Falkirk.
    Aye, but is that not just normal for Falkirk?

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  • MrMarkyMark
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    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    Don't be so PC. Anyone with any sense can tell these foreigners are up to something just by looking at them.


    </sarcasm>
    Exactly, running a fast food outlet, whatever next

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  • d000hg
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    Originally posted by minestrone View Post
    And here was me thinking presumption of innocence was part of our legal system.

    Still, it's Methil.
    Don't be so PC. Anyone with any sense can tell these foreigners are up to something just by looking at them.


    </sarcasm>

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  • BrilloPad
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    Doesn't worse happen all the time to any English in Scotland?

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  • VectraMan
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    Originally posted by GlenW View Post
    During the 1982 South Atlantic skirmish some nutters went on the rampage in Falkirk.
    I can remember the whole class recreating the Raid on Pebble Island in the playground. I.e. a big fight.

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