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Previously on "What your phone says about your Porn habit."

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  • xoggoth
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    Android users are 138 percent more likely to search for BBW
    Big Bottomed Woman! Funny that, I have an Android tablet.

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  • stek
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    Originally posted by original PM View Post
    I guess 'gape' is not in your list of top ten porn searches then.

    :sly:
    I go for hermaprodite AND ladyboy AND MarillionFan, instant 100k hits. Puts me off though even though I photoshop Suity's head on so I just make some toast instead.

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  • original PM
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    Originally posted by stek View Post
    Look on urban dictionary. It's a physical impossibility...
    I guess 'gape' is not in your list of top ten porn searches then.

    :sly:

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  • stek
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    Originally posted by original PM View Post
    Go on then I'll ask..

    Mongolian chimney sweep??
    Look on urban dictionary. It's a physical impossibility...

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  • barrydidit
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    Originally posted by original PM View Post
    Go on then I'll ask..

    Mongolian chimney sweep??
    A yak up your flue?

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  • original PM
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    Originally posted by stek View Post
    No, normal stuff, creampie, frottage, bukkake, nugging, Mongolian Chimney Sweep, nothing weird at all......
    Go on then I'll ask..

    Mongolian chimney sweep??

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  • barrydidit
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    From both of them, you're probably right!

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  • d000hg
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    In that were the case, a lot of data could be gathered...

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  • barrydidit
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    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    No mention of tablets?

    Or Windows Phone for that matter.
    100% of Windows phone users are total winkers so no meaningful stats could be gathered.

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  • d000hg
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    If you needed any more evidence that the smartphone is the dominant computing platform, then Pornhub's figures should probably convince you. Back in 2010, desktop browsing accounted for 88 percent of the site's traffic, but in 2015, that figure has fallen to just 37 percent
    No mention of tablets?

    Or Windows Phone for that matter.

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  • stek
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    Originally posted by DaveB View Post
    Yes, but do you like them bound and gagged or big and bouncy?

    Should probably have added a Poll to this one
    No, normal stuff, creampie, frottage, bukkake, nugging, Mongolian Chimney Sweep, nothing weird at all......

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  • DaveB
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    Originally posted by stek View Post
    I go on Private mode on iPhone - dunno if it gets logged but TBH IDGAS.....
    Yes, but do you like them bound and gagged or big and bouncy?

    Should probably have added a Poll to this one

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  • MicrosoftBob
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    I've got a Nexus and my missus is a 44 HH so they got one right

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  • stek
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    I go on Private mode on iPhone - dunno if it gets logged but TBH IDGAS.....

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  • DaveB
    started a topic What your phone says about your Porn habit.

    What your phone says about your Porn habit.

    Pornhub thinks your smartphone choice reflects your kinks

    Are they right?

    Are the Fanboys into their whips and leather? Do the Androids like them large and lovely?

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