Reply to: Marched off site.....

[MercladUK]

lmfao

[stek]

A good 'marching off site' is always good fun for the remaining contractor community g

Got asked to carry out a couple in a role a few years ago. One for a guy who was so smelly, he got his contract terminated and one for a mad old tart who used to disappear for days on end then claim she'd been at work.

Didn't really enjoy the smelly guy one at the end, because I had to go down 4 floors in a lift with the smelly bugger.

One place I was at, laptop confiscated, marched off due to 'security breach' - and his last day (and ours too, was the day of the great BT Global Services Spine march off).....

[SlipTheJab]

A good 'marching off site' is always good fun for the remaining contractor community g

Got asked to carry out a couple in a role a few years ago. One for a guy who was so smelly, he got his contract terminated and one for a mad old tart who used to disappear for days on end then claim she'd been at work.

Didn't really enjoy the smelly guy one at the end, because I had to go down 4 floors in a lift with the smelly bugger.

That will be DP on a secret mission for the lord Farage, keeping us all safe from the evil EU empire

[TestMangler]

A good 'marching off site' is always good fun for the remaining contractor community g

Got asked to carry out a couple in a role a few years ago. One for a guy who was so smelly, he got his contract terminated and one for a mad old tart who used to disappear for days on end then claim she'd been at work.

Didn't really enjoy the smelly guy one at the end, because I had to go down 4 floors in a lift with the smelly bugger.

[Platypus]

lol!!!!

Lol.

I support your right to say LOL. And mine too! LOL.

[d000hg]

Was it because he was minus a visa, a lol or a visalol?

Oh if you insist on using lol on a regular basis then you really shouldn't be posting on CUK. No-one over the age of 15 should ever type lol in anger unless they have just received massive brain damage or have an IQ smaller than their waist size.

What a poorly written post. Terrible grammar.

[Jog On]

lolz....



soz....

rotfl!

[DimPrawn]

lolz....



soz....

[SlipTheJab]

I'm so glad I'm not you

LOL

[Jog On]

Was it because he was minus a visa, a lol or a visalol?

Oh if you insist on using lol on a regular basis then you really shouldn't be posting on CUK. No-one over the age of 15 should ever type lol in anger unless they have just received massive brain damage or have an IQ smaller than their waist size.

I'm so glad I'm not you

[NotAllThere]

YOLO - For people too dumb to know what Carpe Diem means

Er.... seize the fish? Ah no - fish of the day!

[DaveB]

Was it because he was minus a visa, a lol or a visalol?

Oh if you insist on using lol on a regular basis then you really shouldn't be posting on CUK. No-one over the age of 15 should ever type lol in anger unless they have just received massive brain damage or have an IQ smaller than their waist size.

[SimonMac]

Surprised DA hasn't been on the thread yet offering to fill the spare role

[SimonMac]

I'm 54 Tyke, and my IQ is 178. Luckily my waist size is 188, bit big but considerably less than MF's......

I've got five kids, still young (ish) mostly, I'm drawn into it - lolz! Yolo dude......

Having said that on here everyone does HTH BIDI and KUATB etc, so what's the diff Grandad? I have to look half of them up!

INKSPE or whatever - WTF!

I'm on Leffe......

YOLO - For people too dumb to know what Carpe Diem means

[SueEllen]

Lol.

Sick