Reply to: Parting with the pets

[xoggoth]

Seem to be sniffing a lot recently. Wonder if it's 'cos I haven't cleaned my little puppet parrot friend recently.

[greenlake]

Cook Your Pet

[MarillionFan]

One of the cats does tricks mind.

This is not the milkman you're looking for.

[eek]

Cats are vermin, so drop 'em in a canal. The dogs (proper pets) will need to be put down professionally.

Well they will all have been permanently mentally damaged by living with suity so best to have them put to sleep.

And then put the pets up for adoption

[suityou01]

Cats are vermin, so drop 'em in a canal. The dogs (proper pets) will need to be put down professionally.

One of the cats does tricks mind.

[MarillionFan]

Dogs and cats.

Cats are vermin, so drop 'em in a canal. The dogs (proper pets) will need to be put down professionally.

[suityou01]

Are they cats? dogs? rats? woodlice? elephants?

Dogs and cats.

[BrilloPad]

Are they cats? dogs? rats? woodlice? elephants?

[EternalOptimist]

Thanks dad

You're next for the bury-ole if you gie me any more lip son

[darmstadt]

Just pretend you are a woman on mumsnet and you'll get tons of sympathy and useful advice.

That's what MF does on regular basis.

Simples.

He has to pretend?

[AtW]

[minestrone]

Thanks dad

[EternalOptimist]

I treat my pets as if they were my children. And if one of those little scrotes made me itchy, I have the fckker put to sleep

[AtW]

I did consider it, but the blokes on here are far more womanly.

Just pretend you are a woman on mumsnet and you'll get tons of sympathy and useful advice.

That's what MF does on regular basis.

Simples.

[TykeMerc]

Liar.