Parting with the pets

[AtW]

[darmstadt]

Just pretend you are a woman on mumsnet and you'll get tons of sympathy and useful advice.

That's what MF does on regular basis.

Simples.

He has to pretend?

[EternalOptimist]

Thanks dad

You're next for the bury-ole if you gie me any more lip son

[BrilloPad]

Are they cats? dogs? rats? woodlice? elephants?

[suityou01]

Are they cats? dogs? rats? woodlice? elephants?

Dogs and cats.

[MarillionFan]

Dogs and cats.

Cats are vermin, so drop 'em in a canal. The dogs (proper pets) will need to be put down professionally.

[suityou01]

Cats are vermin, so drop 'em in a canal. The dogs (proper pets) will need to be put down professionally.

One of the cats does tricks mind.

[eek]

Cats are vermin, so drop 'em in a canal. The dogs (proper pets) will need to be put down professionally.

Well they will all have been permanently mentally damaged by living with suity so best to have them put to sleep.

And then put the pets up for adoption

[MarillionFan]

One of the cats does tricks mind.

This is not the milkman you're looking for.

[greenlake]

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