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Previously on "Fook off! We're stuffed!"

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  • oscarose
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    oh poor ol' brits

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  • d000hg
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    Originally posted by meridian View Post
    Do you know how compounding works? And then compare population growth to the GDP growth rate, which is less than 1%. And then look at the cuts being foisted on the NHS, Police, schools, etc
    So population growth of less than 1% is matching GDP growth? Oh no. Compounding is hardly relevant when it's only happened a handful of times. Especially at <1%... 1.01^n takes quite a while to do much

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  • TheLordDave
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    Originally posted by VectraMan View Post
    Poor bloke. As if he didn't have enough problems.
    Maybe they should open up the tunnel and let them all stay in Slough for a week. They will be clamouring to return to war ravaged countries after a week there.

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  • Dactylion
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    Originally posted by Mincepie View Post
    A mate called me yesterday, he works in airfreight at LHR. They opened a lorry to unload in warehouse and 5 of the blighters poured out fresh from Calais. One did a runner last seen heading to Slough and the other 4 we eventually picked up by plod..
    Just to clear up this story from your mate:
    This lorry that arrived via airfreight at LHR what flight did it arrive on?
    I for one didn't know that there were many flights of lorries from Calais to LHR.

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  • SueEllen
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    Originally posted by yasockie View Post
    LHR to Slough happens to be 26.21 miles. Was he a marathon runner from Kenya?
    He can only stay if he can do it in under 2hr 10.

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  • yasockie
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    LHR to Slough happens to be 26.21 miles. Was he a marathon runner from Kenya?

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by VectraMan View Post
    Poor bloke. As if he didn't have enough problems.
    Oi!!!

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  • VectraMan
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    Originally posted by Mincepie View Post
    A mate called me yesterday, he works in airfreight at LHR. They opened a lorry to unload in warehouse and 5 of the blighters poured out fresh from Calais. One did a runner last seen heading to Slough and the other 4 we eventually picked up by plod..
    Poor bloke. As if he didn't have enough problems.

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  • meridian
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    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    Less than 1% growth.
    Do you know how compounding works? And then compare population growth to the GDP growth rate, which is less than 1%. And then look at the cuts being foisted on the NHS, Police, schools, etc

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by Mincepie View Post
    A mate called me yesterday, he works in airfreight at LHR. They opened a lorry to unload in warehouse and 5 of the blighters poured out fresh from Calais. One did a runner last seen heading to Slough and the other 4 we eventually picked up by plod..
    Did they look Muslim? If so, they will easily be spotted in Slough....

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  • Mincepie
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    A mate called me yesterday, he works in airfreight at LHR. They opened a lorry to unload in warehouse and 5 of the blighters poured out fresh from Calais. One did a runner last seen heading to Slough and the other 4 we eventually picked up by plod..

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  • SimonMac
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Une wafer thin migrant?

    UK population increases by 500,000, official figures show - BBC News

    Another 500k added to the UK total. Bursting we are, least it's good for BTL.
    Can we get rid of you and replace with three normal size migrants to keep the balance level?

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  • d000hg
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    Less than 1% growth.

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  • CloudWalker
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    bye bye NHS

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Une wafer thin migrant?

    UK population increases by 500,000, official figures show - BBC News

    Another 500k added to the UK total. Bursting we are, least it's good for BTL.
    Let them camp on your front lawn to act as security guards.....

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