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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by MicrosoftBob View Post
    Blimey I still get enticed with lesbian porn and a bottle of wine
    she needs to see naked women to get in the mood? Oh Dear.

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by MyUserName View Post
    I wasn't aware that Cojak and GlenW were married!
    wow living dangerously!

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  • MicrosoftBob
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    Originally posted by tractor View Post
    "I nudged my Mike with my foot. ‘Do you know how long it is ......."

    What happened to a romantic night out/in with a bottle of wine to get you in the mood haha. Nudged him with her foot indeed....
    Blimey I still get enticed with lesbian porn and a bottle of wine

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  • tractor
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    ....

    "I nudged my Mike with my foot. ‘Do you know how long it is ......."

    What happened to a romantic night out/in with a bottle of wine to get you in the mood haha. Nudged him with her foot indeed....

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  • MyUserName
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    I hope she divorces him.
    I wasn't aware that Cojak and GlenW were married!

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  • BrilloPad
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    I hope she divorces him.

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  • GlenW
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    Cojak will ban me again if I comment.

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by eek View Post
    Are you speaking from experience there?
    speaking with poor grammar, some posters will have apoplexy.

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  • eek
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Since when have you been that bothered about looks when your eating the pillow.
    Are you speaking from experience there?

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
    Her hubbys no looker either!
    Since when have you been that bothered about looks when your eating the pillow.

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  • SimonMac
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    Originally posted by vetran View Post
    Her hubbys no looker either!

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  • The Spartan
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    Depends I guess, I like big bums

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  • vetran
    started a topic too fat to Fap

    too fat to Fap

    Ursula Hirschkorn reveals battle with weight and the impact on her marriage | Daily Mail Online

    How it feels when the man you love says you’re TOO FAT for him to desire you... Ursula Hirschkorn reveals her battle with weight and the impact it's had on her marriage
    Ursula Hirschkorn used to be a svelte size eight and happily married
    But having four children and battling depression saw her pile on six stone
    Is it fair for her husband of 12 years to say he doesn't fancy her anymore?
    so is it fair to comment no your bum looks big in that!

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