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    #11
    Originally posted by tractor View Post
    "I nudged my Mike with my foot. ‘Do you know how long it is ......."

    What happened to a romantic night out/in with a bottle of wine to get you in the mood haha. Nudged him with her foot indeed....
    Blimey I still get enticed with lesbian porn and a bottle of wine
    Socialism is inseparably interwoven with totalitarianism and the abject worship of the state.

    No Socialist Government conducting the entire life and industry of the country could afford to allow free, sharp, or violently-worded expressions of public discontent.

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      #12
      Originally posted by MyUserName View Post
      I wasn't aware that Cojak and GlenW were married!
      wow living dangerously!
      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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        #13
        Originally posted by MicrosoftBob View Post
        Blimey I still get enticed with lesbian porn and a bottle of wine
        she needs to see naked women to get in the mood? Oh Dear.
        Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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