We have a lot of trouble with these oldies. Pension day's the worst

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MaryPoppins replied

29 April 2015, 14:52
Originally posted by original PM View Post

You have other uses for banana's???

This looks like he on your wavelength if you know what I mean?

Subtle, but yes, I read you.
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original PM replied

29 April 2015, 13:44
Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post

I'd rather be attacked with one than eat one.

You have other uses for banana's???

This looks like he on your wavelength if you know what I mean?
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MaryPoppins replied

29 April 2015, 13:00
Originally posted by d000hg View Post

A banana or a pointed stick?

Both / either.
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d000hg replied

29 April 2015, 12:10
A banana or a pointed stick?
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MaryPoppins replied

29 April 2015, 12:00
Originally posted by Ticktock View Post

Neither.
Step 1., you take the banana.
Step 2., you eat the banana, thus disarming your opponent.

Just don't ask about pointed sticks.

I'd rather be attacked with one than eat one.
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VectraMan replied

29 April 2015, 09:26
To be fair, he might have been a dangerous wolf whistler as well. Better to be safe.
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Ticktock replied

29 April 2015, 09:21
Originally posted by TykeMerc View Post

Was that the tiger or the 10 ton weight tactic?

Neither.
Step 1., you take the banana.
Step 2., you eat the banana, thus disarming your opponent.

Just don't ask about pointed sticks.
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TykeMerc replied

29 April 2015, 09:15
Originally posted by Ticktock View Post

I wonder if the police have had proper training on how to react when attacked by an assailant armed with a banana.

Was that the tiger or the 10 ton weight tactic?
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CoolCat replied

29 April 2015, 08:36
Originally posted by SlipTheJab View Post

Reminds me of that time some plod mistook the white cane of a blind man for a Samurai Sword and tasered the poor guy

Yep they tasered a guy in a diabetic coma who wouldn't get off a bus owing to the fact he was unconscious.
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d000hg replied

29 April 2015, 08:31
Originally posted by Ticktock View Post

I wonder if the police have had proper training on how to react when attacked by an assailant armed with a banana.

No, they're just a bunch of apes.
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Ticktock replied

29 April 2015, 08:29
I wonder if the police have had proper training on how to react when attacked by an assailant armed with a banana.
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SlipTheJab replied

29 April 2015, 08:29
Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post

FTFY.

Reminds me of that time some plod mistook the white cane of a blind man for a Samurai Sword and tasered the poor guy
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NotAllThere replied

29 April 2015, 08:06
Originally posted by zeitghost

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Just as well he wasn't carrying a fully loaded table leg and not complying with the instructions of armed police

FTFY.
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barrydidit replied

29 April 2015, 07:37
Posters depicting Tory councillor riding donkey...

It might not be as innocent as you’re making out
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vetran started a topic We have a lot of trouble with these oldies. Pension day's the worst

29 April 2015, 07:13
We have a lot of trouble with these oldies. Pension day's the worst

Monty Python cameraman arrested for lampooning politicians | Daily Mail Online

HE wasn't expecting the Spanish Inquisition! Six officers arrest 71-year-old Monty Python cameraman for lampooning politicians
Police were responding to complaints over light-hearted posters in Kent
Residents clashing with councillors over Faversham's historic creek area
Posters depicting Tory councillor riding donkey began appearing in town
John Wellard was questioned but won't confirm or deny any involvement
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Six police officers arrested a pensioner for harassment and quizzed him for two hours over a series of satirical posters poking fun at local politicians.

Former Monty Python cameraman John Wellard, 71, told the uniformed officers who marched into his home on Friday night: ‘I wasn’t expecting the Spanish Inquisition.’

seriously?
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