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Previously on "Company Expense - Surgery"

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  • SimonMac
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    For recruitment agents, as long as they are accompanied by chunky cufflinks, yes they are.

    I thought the only pre-req for a pimp was a lobotomy

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  • northernladuk
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    For recruitment agents, as long as they are accompanied by chunky cufflinks, yes they are.

    Looking at the recruitment agents on linked in I'm guessing nails hair and those slug like eyebrows are as well.

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  • DimPrawn
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    Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
    Yep cause your teeth are wholly and exclusively for business aren't they.
    For recruitment agents, as long as they are accompanied by chunky cufflinks, yes they are.

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  • northernladuk
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    Originally posted by ceebeepps View Post
    asked the same question of my accountant last week re an emergency dentist whilst working away - nope - full taxable benefit.

    Yep cause your teeth are wholly and exclusively for business aren't they.

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  • TheFaQQer
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    Originally posted by ceebeepps View Post
    asked the same question of my accountant last week re an emergency dentist whilst working away - nope - full taxable benefit.

    There are certain things that you can claim, if they are of a incidental benefit - for example, HMRC specifically mention getting a flu jab as a business expense.

    But more expensive things like this are going to be out.

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  • ceebeepps
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    asked the same question of my accountant last week re an emergency dentist whilst working away - nope - full taxable benefit.

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  • MicrosoftBob
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    Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
    Must admit I thought for quite a while that tarbera was a chapess. Not sure why, maybe it was the name ending with "a"

    It was a disappointment to learn he was a bloke, but good news if he does decide to go for SRS.
    That's what the ladyboys thought too

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  • FatLazyContractor
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    What about an oversized hung penis like that of MF? His symptoms of a sore anus are evident through his posts in general.

    Is a size reduction paid for by the NHS? or is it simply a matter of self-education?

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  • NotAllThere
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    Something to read whilst you wait 4 months for surgery under the NHS, funded by British taxpayers, used by everyone with a ticket to the UK.
    I have a ticket to the UK and I'm not using the NHS. I'll stick with my Swiss healthcare, thank-you very much.

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  • tractor
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    Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
    Must admit I thought for quite a while that tarbera was a chapess. Not sure why, maybe it was the name ending with "a"

    It was a disappointment to learn he was a bloke, but good news if he does decide to go for SRS.
    You are not alone, so did he.

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  • CoolCat
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    General Mike Jackson I am fairly sure had bags under his eyes removed on expenses when he was in the army.

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  • OwlHoot
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    Originally posted by tractor View Post
    Perhaps we could start a fund, 'Help Tarbie find him/her/itself'? Do you think it would qualify for Gift Aid? ..
    Must admit I thought for quite a while that tarbera was a chapess. Not sure why, maybe it was the name ending with "a"

    It was a disappointment to learn he was a bloke, but good news if he does decide to go for SRS.

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  • SimonMac
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    Originally posted by tarbera View Post
    What about my penis extension ???


    I am getting Geronimo superglued to me
    Minor surgery surely!

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  • TheFaQQer
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    Originally posted by tarbera View Post
    No you amuse me

    Agreed, I'm happy to vote for you to replace me what username are you standing under ?
    You're not leaving yet, though

    And we all know that he's fionat.

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  • northernladuk
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    If you can't work out that whether something that is attached to you is wholly and exclusively form your business then god help you.

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