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    #31
    Originally posted by tarbera View Post
    What about my penis extension ???


    I am getting Geronimo superglued to me
    Minor surgery surely!
    Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
    I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

    I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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      #32
      Originally posted by tractor View Post
      Perhaps we could start a fund, 'Help Tarbie find him/her/itself'? Do you think it would qualify for Gift Aid? ..
      Must admit I thought for quite a while that tarbera was a chapess. Not sure why, maybe it was the name ending with "a"

      It was a disappointment to learn he was a bloke, but good news if he does decide to go for SRS.
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        #33
        General Mike Jackson I am fairly sure had bags under his eyes removed on expenses when he was in the army.

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          #34
          Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
          Must admit I thought for quite a while that tarbera was a chapess. Not sure why, maybe it was the name ending with "a"

          It was a disappointment to learn he was a bloke, but good news if he does decide to go for SRS.
          You are not alone, so did he.

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            #35
            Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
            Something to read whilst you wait 4 months for surgery under the NHS, funded by British taxpayers, used by everyone with a ticket to the UK.
            I have a ticket to the UK and I'm not using the NHS. I'll stick with my Swiss healthcare, thank-you very much.
            Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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              #36
              What about an oversized hung penis like that of MF? His symptoms of a sore anus are evident through his posts in general.

              Is a size reduction paid for by the NHS? or is it simply a matter of self-education?

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                #37
                Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
                Must admit I thought for quite a while that tarbera was a chapess. Not sure why, maybe it was the name ending with "a"

                It was a disappointment to learn he was a bloke, but good news if he does decide to go for SRS.
                That's what the ladyboys thought too
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                No Socialist Government conducting the entire life and industry of the country could afford to allow free, sharp, or violently-worded expressions of public discontent.

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                  #38
                  asked the same question of my accountant last week re an emergency dentist whilst working away - nope - full taxable benefit.

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                    #39
                    Originally posted by ceebeepps View Post
                    asked the same question of my accountant last week re an emergency dentist whilst working away - nope - full taxable benefit.

                    There are certain things that you can claim, if they are of a incidental benefit - for example, HMRC specifically mention getting a flu jab as a business expense.

                    But more expensive things like this are going to be out.
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                      #40
                      Originally posted by ceebeepps View Post
                      asked the same question of my accountant last week re an emergency dentist whilst working away - nope - full taxable benefit.

                      Yep cause your teeth are wholly and exclusively for business aren't they.
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