Friday caption competition

[zemoxyl]

I'll be with you in a minute, just got to dry my nails.

I VOW to the people of Britain, that on the 8th of May, I will absolutely waste no time.............................................. ..................on getting a banking job on £2 million per annum like my buddy Tony Blair.
*does hand waving* to look statesmanlike, or, baby chimpanzee-like.

[OwlHoot]

I won't be running for a third term, or I'll run out of fingers to count my years in office.

[DimPrawn]

Yes, we really (stifling laughter) promised to cut immigration to 10s of thousands and they believed us

Cameron pleads with Ukip voters not to hand power to Labour - ITV News

David Cameron has made an impassioned plea to Ukip voters not to let Labour into power and risk a return to "uncontrolled immigration".

[MercladUK]

I'll be with you in a minute, just got to dry my nails.

That's right £10billion pounds of the Welfare Budget cuts which includes disabled and carers.

or

Yes, we really (stifling laughter) promised to cut immigration to 10s of thousands and they believed us

[suityou01]

Ed : You see, simple jedi mind control trick. Now, shall I make him do the sign?
Nick : Yes, do it. Do it now.

[vetran]

George says you can count better if you take your socks off as well.

[DaveB]

In light of the recent ban on clapping, we have decided to use Jizz Hands instead.

[tractor]

.....

We will never let that Jock oil slip through our fingers......

[barrydidit]

Will someone show me how to do that two finger trekkie thingy ready for May the Fourth? I'm going after the nerd vote.

[tarbera]

nicola sturgeon tits are like this

[NotAllThere]

I'm this big a tit.

[ASB]

The new line in gay sex dolls is expected to be overstocked in may.

[mudskipper]

I'll be with you in a minute, just got to dry my nails.