About time! Rotherham police swing into action

[DodgyAgent]

The police in Rotherham have been stung by accusations that they left hundreds of vulnerable girls at the mercy of predatory grooming gangs
so they have clamped down on all sorts of criminal activity.

[EternalOptimist]

And that affects your ability to understand spoken words?

the copper said I am going to read you your rights.

he didn't say I am going to say you your rights.


so she got confused, and he threw the book at her

[NotAllThere]

she had not understood the rights being read to her because of her dyslexia.

And that affects your ability to understand spoken words?

[d000hg]

of course she wasn't 'grooming the tree'
the worst you could accuse her of 'timming her bush'

which is a victimless crime

Her neighbour's bush actually.

[EternalOptimist]

I feel violated having thought about her bush

ok. some collateral damage. but still no victim

[vetran]

of course she wasn't 'grooming the tree'
the worst you could accuse her of 'timming her bush'

which is a victimless crime

I feel violated having thought about her bush

[Mincepie]

That,s one scary looking woman. I blame the paedos

[EternalOptimist]

Ah but she was "grooming" the tree wasn't she? May not sound serious, but that's how it all starts!

of course she wasn't 'grooming the tree'
the worst you could accuse her of 'timming her bush'

which is a victimless crime

[MicrosoftBob]

They'll be busting dog grooming salons next

[OwlHoot]

The police in Rotherham have been stung by accusations that they left hundreds of vulnerable girls at the mercy of predatory grooming gangs
so they have clamped down on all sorts of criminal activity.

Ah but she was "grooming" the tree wasn't she? May not sound serious, but that's how it all starts!

[barrydidit]

It's a shame she didn't prune her fecking hair.

[vetran]

no asking the neighbour to control his obviously overgrown fast growing conifers?

good to see other Police forces are doing their job

Blind man wrongly arrested for motoring offences - Telegraph

[TykeMerc]

At least it shows that they are capable of some action, even if it is bloody stupid.

[EternalOptimist]

The police in Rotherham have been stung by accusations that they left hundreds of vulnerable girls at the mercy of predatory grooming gangs
so they have clamped down on all sorts of criminal activity.