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WTFH replied

17 April 2016, 11:57
Originally posted by Mordac View Post

So what did you do to upset the wife then?

Said "I Do"?
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Mordac replied

17 April 2016, 11:16
Originally posted by zeitghost

Keep an eye out for the piano wire across the top step too.

So what did you do to upset the wife then?
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vetran replied

17 April 2016, 11:09
Originally posted by Mordac View Post

Many greetings returned - I should probably be asking what WTFH stands for, but a quick chat with the missus put me right on that one...

yeah when I'm round she is never sure whether to use the sofa, bed or washing machine to hook up on.

Glad you know it means "where To F*** in Here?".
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MarillionFan replied

17 April 2016, 11:05
Originally posted by zeitghost

Keep an eye out for the piano wire across the top step too.

I have heard that Mrs Mordac has been looking for a real contractor and has loosened the carpet now as well.

Suity is thinking of applying.
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Mordac replied

17 April 2016, 10:50
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Wind your neck in son.

Least I didn't fall for the rolling skates at the top of the stairs trick.

I have to give you that one...
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MarillionFan replied

17 April 2016, 09:46
Originally posted by Mordac View Post

If you ever had to work (using the loosest dictionary definition of the term "work", obviously) with him, you'd have chosen a different smiley, trust me...

Wind your neck in son.

Least I didn't fall for the rolling skates at the top of the stairs trick.
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Mordac replied

17 April 2016, 01:58
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

Working Together For Harmony?

Or is that you and MF?

If you ever had to work (using the loosest dictionary definition of the term "work", obviously) with him, you'd have chosen a different smiley, trust me...
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BrilloPad replied

16 April 2016, 19:56
Originally posted by Mordac View Post

That's not what she said....

Working Together For Harmony?

Or is that you and MF?
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Mordac replied

16 April 2016, 15:36
Originally posted by WTFH View Post

"Wear The Fox Hat", of course.

That's not what she said....
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WTFH replied

16 April 2016, 15:11
"Wear The Fox Hat", of course.
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Mordac replied

16 April 2016, 13:00
Originally posted by WTFH View Post

Hi Mordac, I'm WTFH.

Many greetings returned - I should probably be asking what WTFH stands for, but a quick chat with the missus put me right on that one...
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WTFH replied

15 April 2016, 14:41
Originally posted by Mordac View Post

A better class of idiot? Round here? You bleedin' sure?????

Hi Mordac, I'm WTFH.
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Mordac replied

15 April 2016, 14:38
Originally posted by vetran View Post

no I'm just getting more stimulation from a better class of idiot!

A better class of idiot? Round here? You bleedin' sure?????
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vetran replied

15 April 2016, 14:35
Originally posted by Mordac View Post

Well done Sir, you clearly have a sicker mind than I do, and I am tipping my hat in your direction in respect. I assume the medication isn't working as well as it used to...

no I'm just getting more stimulation from a better class of idiot!
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Mordac replied

15 April 2016, 14:34
Originally posted by vetran View Post

working with MF isn't formally a sin.

More of a chore if I'm honest, although if you believe him, some sinning (OK - blatant thieving) was involved.

Possibly what you thought of doing to him involving peanut butter & hungry squirrels might be.

Well done Sir, you clearly have a sicker mind than I do, and I am tipping my hat in your direction in respect. I assume the medication isn't working as well as it used to...
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