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Originally posted by darmstadt View PostNo!!!
A. What car do you drive?
B. Ford.
A. Ah, a Mondeo
B. No, a Fiesta
In our industry you have to learn to be specific...
A. Can you do Oracle?
B. Yes.
A. Good, I'll put you forward for this Java developer role working on Solaris
B. No, I only know Oracle Database on Linux
Specifics, specifics...
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Originally posted by darmstadt View PostA. Can you do Oracle?
B. Yes.
A. Good, I'll put you forward for this Java developer role working on Solaris
B. No, I only know Oracle Database on Linux
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Originally posted by darmstadt View PostNo!!!
A. What car do you drive?
B. Ford.
A. Ah, a Mondeo
B. No, a Fiesta
In our industry you have to learn to be specific...
A. Can you do Oracle?
B. Yes.
A. Good, I'll put you forward for this Java developer role working on Solaris
B. No, I only know Oracle Database on Linux
Specifics, specifics...
Then we're agreed.
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Originally posted by suityou01 View PostSo as it is common parlance, we can say it is "called" Oracle then?
A. What car do you drive?
B. Ford.
A. Ah, a Mondeo
B. No, a Fiesta
In our industry you have to learn to be specific...
A. Can you do Oracle?
B. Yes.
A. Good, I'll put you forward for this Java developer role working on Solaris
B. No, I only know Oracle Database on Linux
Specifics, specifics...
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Originally posted by suityou01 View PostSo as it is common parlance, we can say it is "called" Oracle then?Originally posted by suityou01 View PostSo I just asked a colleague. Here is a transcription of our conversation.
Suity : Are you a German beer expert?
Colleague : No. I'm German and I drink beer.
Suity : That'll do. If I went into a bar and asked for a "Helles" would the barman know what I mean, or ask "Helles what?"
Colleague : Helles what. For example Koelsch and Pils are both Helles. You just asked for "a light coloured beer". You didn't specify which one.
Suity : Ha! You just made an Englishmen very happy.
Colleague : <Looking confused and slighltly scared>Ok then.<Walks off>
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Originally posted by darmstadt View PostWell of course if you ask them which database platform they're running they'll reply just Oracle unless they just happen to be running MySQL which is also Oracle so then you would have to quantify it with exactly which Oracle database product...
A. which database product are you running?
B. Oracle.
A. Yes, but which Oracle DB product?
B. Oh sorry, Oracle Database.
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Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostThere is a difference between "database platform" and "product".
What's the product you are using? "Oracle database 12c".
What's the platform? "Oracle".
See the difference there?Originally posted by suityou01 View PostOK so to agree, Oracle is both a company and a platform then
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Originally posted by suityou01 View PostAll of them.
Here's a simple experiment. Find a company which uses any of those. Then ask them which database platform they are using.
I bet ye, 1 jam tart, they reply "Oracle" and not "Oracle Database".
A. which database product are you running?
B. Oracle.
A. Yes, but which Oracle DB product?
B. Oh sorry, Oracle Database.
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Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostThere is a difference between "database platform" and "product".
What's the product you are using? "Oracle database 12c".
What's the platform? "Oracle".
See the difference there?
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Originally posted by suityou01 View PostAll of them.
Here's a simple experiment. Find a company which uses any of those. Then ask them which database platform they are using.
I bet ye, 1 jam tart, they reply "Oracle" and not "Oracle Database".
What's the product you are using? "Oracle database 12c".
What's the platform? "Oracle".
See the difference there?
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