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Last edited by scooterscot; 18 February 2015, 08:35.
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Originally posted by v8gaz View PostNah, thats nothing. My favourites are the morons who stand in front of the ARRIVALS board looking to see which platform their DEPARTURE leaves from.
I see that every single day.
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You're supposed to call them "Daily Mail readers" or "UKIP supporters" now. It's political correctness gone mad
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A thicko is someone who tries to move a high voltage power line with a stick,
without making sure he has his rubber wellies on first
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Originally posted by NickyBoy View PostI don't discriminate against thickos.
One of my best friends is an Agent.
London estate agents earn £1.1billion in fees in one year | Daily Mail Online
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Originally posted by Troll View PostGorms who stand rooted staring at departure boards trying to get their single brain cell to work out which platform their train will be on
I see that every single day.
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Originally posted by Troll View PostAs everybody knows thickos are
People at train/tube stations who do not realise you have to wait for the person in front to clear the barrier and the barriers to close before inserting their ticket
People who fail to grasp that standing in front of tube doors is a sure fire way of slowing down the people getting off
Anyone who cannot anticipate a traffic light sequence and be in first gear ready to go on green
Gorms who stand rooted staring at departure boards trying to get their single brain cell to work out which platform their train will be on
Everyone and I mean everyone on the road at the same time as me
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As everybody knows thickos are
People at train/tube stations who do not realise you don't have to wait for the person in front to clear the barrier and the barriers to close before inserting their ticket
People who fail to grasp that standing in front of tube doors is a sure fire way of slowing down the people getting off
Anyone who cannot anticipate a traffic light sequence and be in first gear ready to go on green
Gorms who stand rooted staring at departure boards trying to get their single brain cell to work out which platform their train will be on
Everyone and I mean everyone on the road at the same time as me
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Cameron has just announced another flagship policy.
Thickos will not be able to claim JSA until they can tie their own shoelaces, remember at least half the cast of BigBro once it is down to two contestants and last more than 45 mins on 10,000bc without needing a Big Mac or going to 'check on their nan'.
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