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DodgyAgent replied

19 February 2015, 13:19
Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post

Keep us posted. This is not an ordeal the rest of us are generally burdened with.

I knew you would drop in on this topic
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shaunbhoy replied

19 February 2015, 13:10
Originally posted by DodgyAgent View Post

When will Thickos be treated as equals in society?

Keep us posted. This is not an ordeal the rest of us are generally burdened with.
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scooterscot replied

18 February 2015, 08:32
Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post

Estate Agent?

London estate agents earn £1.1billion in fees in one year | Daily Mail Online

You could be on to something there...

Last edited by scooterscot; 18 February 2015, 08:35.
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eek replied

18 February 2015, 08:12
Originally posted by v8gaz View Post

Nah, thats nothing. My favourites are the morons who stand in front of the ARRIVALS board looking to see which platform their DEPARTURE leaves from.

I see that every single day.

I do that. Then again I know how the east coast mainline works so know which arrival is my departure.....
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NickFitz replied

17 February 2015, 23:46
You're supposed to call them "Daily Mail readers" or "UKIP supporters" now. It's political correctness gone mad
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EternalOptimist replied

17 February 2015, 23:03
A thicko is someone who tries to move a high voltage power line with a stick,
without making sure he has his rubber wellies on first

BBC News - Three days of mourning for Haiti carnival float victims
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DimPrawn replied

17 February 2015, 22:15
Originally posted by NickyBoy View Post

I don't discriminate against thickos.

One of my best friends is an Agent.

Estate Agent?

London estate agents earn £1.1billion in fees in one year | Daily Mail Online
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Uncle Albert replied

17 February 2015, 18:00
This chap's bright.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPLKSI5grFY
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v8gaz replied

17 February 2015, 17:48
Originally posted by Troll View Post

Gorms who stand rooted staring at departure boards trying to get their single brain cell to work out which platform their train will be on

Nah, thats nothing. My favourites are the morons who stand in front of the ARRIVALS board looking to see which platform their DEPARTURE leaves from.

I see that every single day.
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DodgyAgent replied

17 February 2015, 17:34
Originally posted by Troll View Post

getting worse by the day

have a cuddle
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Troll replied

17 February 2015, 17:32
Originally posted by DodgyAgent View Post

Grumpy old man are we?

getting worse by the day
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DodgyAgent replied

17 February 2015, 17:30
Originally posted by Troll View Post

As everybody knows thickos are

People at train/tube stations who do not realise you have to wait for the person in front to clear the barrier and the barriers to close before inserting their ticket

People who fail to grasp that standing in front of tube doors is a sure fire way of slowing down the people getting off

Anyone who cannot anticipate a traffic light sequence and be in first gear ready to go on green

Gorms who stand rooted staring at departure boards trying to get their single brain cell to work out which platform their train will be on

Everyone and I mean everyone on the road at the same time as me

Grumpy old man are we?
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Troll replied

17 February 2015, 17:29
As everybody knows thickos are

People at train/tube stations who do not realise you don't have to wait for the person in front to clear the barrier and the barriers to close before inserting their ticket

People who fail to grasp that standing in front of tube doors is a sure fire way of slowing down the people getting off

Anyone who cannot anticipate a traffic light sequence and be in first gear ready to go on green

Gorms who stand rooted staring at departure boards trying to get their single brain cell to work out which platform their train will be on

Everyone and I mean everyone on the road at the same time as me
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suityou01 replied

17 February 2015, 14:59
Originally posted by eek View Post

excluding 4 I think you've described Suity to the letter...

You think 1 stands?

Ask CH
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tractor replied

17 February 2015, 14:52
...

Cameron has just announced another flagship policy.

Thickos will not be able to claim JSA until they can tie their own shoelaces, remember at least half the cast of BigBro once it is down to two contestants and last more than 45 mins on 10,000bc without needing a Big Mac or going to 'check on their nan'.
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