Reply to: Happy Valentine's Day

[mudskipper]

[MarillionFan]

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties
Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name
I've got OCD
And my poetry skills are also lacking

[Malcolm Buggeridge]

Women.

They enter your life in a taxi...

...and leave it in a furniture van.

[Bacchus]

South West Trains have changed their signs for the day so you can catch a train to West Kissington or London WaterLove...

Linky

Not sure that I'd want to go via the Clap junction though

[darmstadt]

C'mon, who says love isn't dead, pure romanticism...

[Pondlife]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm using my hand
But thinking of you.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Youporn is down
But your facebook will do.

[TestMangler]

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I've got a knife,
Get in the van.

[Jubber]

What's better than daffodils on your piano?
Tulips on your organ

[DaveB]

Valentine.

I'm going to tell you how much I love you,
and pretend I'm not using pet names and cute flirtations
I used on people before you.
You'll pay me compliments you gave to previous lovers.
We will tell each other this will be forever,
Just like we told all the others before.
If we buy nice enough gifts for each other,
and pretend really hard,
maybe we'll even believe it for a little while.

[norrahe]

Bah humbug!

[eek]

Roses are #FF0000
Violet is #663399
Unless you're a geek
This won't make much sense to you

FTFY

[SimonMac]

Roses are #FF0000
Violets are #0000FF
Unless you're a geek
This won't make much sense to you

[SimonMac]

[tractor]

...

Rose's are red
Violet's are blue
What colour are yours?

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Some poems rhyme,
But this isn't one of them

[SimonMac]

Roses are red,
Violets are blue
I'm going in dry
No need for the lube