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Previously on "Happy Valentine's Day"

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  • mudskipper
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  • MarillionFan
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    Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties
    Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name
    I've got OCD
    And my poetry skills are also lacking

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  • Malcolm Buggeridge
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    Women.

    They enter your life in a taxi...

    ...and leave it in a furniture van.

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  • Bacchus
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    South West Trains have changed their signs for the day so you can catch a train to West Kissington or London WaterLove...

    Linky

    Not sure that I'd want to go via the Clap junction though

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  • darmstadt
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    C'mon, who says love isn't dead, pure romanticism...





































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  • Pondlife
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    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    I'm using my hand
    But thinking of you.

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Youporn is down
    But your facebook will do.

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  • TestMangler
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    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    I've got a knife,
    Get in the van.

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  • Jubber
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    What's better than daffodils on your piano?
    Tulips on your organ

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  • DaveB
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    Valentine.

    I'm going to tell you how much I love you,
    and pretend I'm not using pet names and cute flirtations
    I used on people before you.
    You'll pay me compliments you gave to previous lovers.
    We will tell each other this will be forever,
    Just like we told all the others before.
    If we buy nice enough gifts for each other,
    and pretend really hard,
    maybe we'll even believe it for a little while.

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  • norrahe
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    Bah humbug!

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  • eek
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    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
    Roses are #FF0000
    Violet is #663399
    Unless you're a geek
    This won't make much sense to you
    FTFY

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  • SimonMac
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    Roses are #FF0000
    Violets are #0000FF
    Unless you're a geek
    This won't make much sense to you

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  • SimonMac
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  • tractor
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    ...

    Rose's are red
    Violet's are blue
    What colour are yours?

    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    Some poems rhyme,
    But this isn't one of them

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  • SimonMac
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    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue
    I'm going in dry
    No need for the lube

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