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Previously on "You're Late"

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  • MaryPoppins
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    Am I bovvered?
    I'd assume so, yes.

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  • PurpleGorilla
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    Took a while for me to find a parking space for my porsche...

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  • scooterscot
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    All this time I thought suity was a bloke,

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by minestrone View Post
    "why me"

    Because you are fookin useless.
    He's not that good.

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  • minestrone
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    "why me"

    Because you are fookin useless.

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by tarbera View Post
    Go at 5pm tonight to make your point

    Saying your off to the pub

    Or tinder date
    or interview....

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  • tarbera
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    Go at 5pm tonight to make your point

    Saying your off to the pub

    Or tinder date

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  • suityou01
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  • FatLazyContractor
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    5 long years.
    Was that how late you were?

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  • suityou01
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    5 long years.

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  • d000hg
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    Originally posted by eek View Post
    Mmm even after you know where they have been? That isn't chocolate you know..
    You're a fussy eater then? (I assume this is on urban dictionary but don't want to check)

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  • FatLazyContractor
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    Originally posted by eek View Post
    Mmm even after you know where they have been? That isn't chocolate you know..
    Someone here knows a thing or two about chocolate, it seems

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  • Dark Black
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    Originally posted by eek View Post
    Mmm even after you know where they have been? That isn't chocolate you know..
    Chocolate pretzels have never been the same since that film...

    ewww

    (was very funny though )

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  • TheFaQQer
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    How late? Any sickness? Tender breasts? Have you done a test?
    He's pissed on a mattress, but not on a stick yet.

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  • eek
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    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    Mmm, pretzels.
    Mmm even after you know where they have been? That isn't chocolate you know..
    Last edited by eek; 5 February 2015, 10:10.

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