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Originally posted by Pondlife View PostShe fell victim to the great Cojak Cull of late '14
There was blood everywhere.
Zoco fought bravely from behind the back of his landrover outside of the wild bean cafe.
Buggeridge demanded to know how a Rotarian such as himself could be treated in such a way and implied that she maybe making a career limiting decision in banning him.
WorzelGummidge stood before a war court and was aquitted & S2Budd took legal advice from IPSE and was also aquitted.
Gitins gal got shot down attempting to catch a lift out of Frome on a UKIP bus. It wasbeautifulhorrific to watch Cojak in action. Freaky LC tried to abandon his post and was shot by his own troops for desertion.
There are some that claim that Doggy Styles is some sort of sleeper cell but he'll never stand before a jury of 12 men good and strong.
And that leaves Gricer.... he's still out there somewhere hiding amongst the railway carriages. His recumbent hidden in the bushes. He'll be back. Oh yes. He'll be back and this time with others.
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Originally posted by mudskipper View PostSomewhat bizarrely, Worzel was unbanned, but s2budd, who took legal advice, remains banned.
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You also forgot FatLazyContractor who was banned then unbanned - the jury is still out on whose sockie he is.
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Originally posted by Pondlife View PostShe fell victim to the great Cojak Cull of late '14
There was blood everywhere.
Zoco fought bravely from behind the back of his landrover outside of the wild bean cafe.
Buggeridge demanded to know how a Rotarian such as himself could be treated in such a way and implied that she maybe making a career limiting decision in banning him.
WorzelGummidge stood before a war court and was aquitted & S2Budd took legal advice from IPSE and was also aquitted.
Gitins gal got shot down attempting to catch a lift out of Frome on a UKIP bus. It wasbeautifulhorrific to watch Cojak in action. Freaky LC tried to abandon his post and was shot by his own troops for desertion.
There are some that claim that Doggy Styles is some sort of sleeper cell but he'll never stand before a jury of 12 men good and strong.
And that leaves Gricer.... he's still out there somewhere hiding amongst the railway carriages. His recumbent hidden in the bushes. He'll be back. Oh yes. He'll be back and this time with others.
View Profile: s2budd - Contractor UK Bulletin Board
You also forgot FatLazyContractor who was banned then unbanned - the jury is still out on whose sockie he is.
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Postwhat happened to gittinsgal? A banning?
There was blood everywhere.
Zoco fought bravely from behind the back of his landrover outside of the wild bean cafe.
Buggeridge demanded to know how a Rotarian such as himself could be treated in such a way and implied that she maybe making a career limiting decision in banning him.
WorzelGummidge stood before a war court and was aquitted & S2Budd took legal advice from IPSE and was also aquitted.
Gitins gal got shot down attempting to catch a lift out of Frome on a UKIP bus. It wasbeautifulhorrific to watch Cojak in action. Freaky LC tried to abandon his post and was shot by his own troops for desertion.
There are some that claim that Doggy Styles is some sort of sleeper cell but he'll never stand before a jury of 12 men good and strong.
And that leaves Gricer.... he's still out there somewhere hiding amongst the railway carriages. His recumbent hidden in the bushes. He'll be back. Oh yes. He'll be back and this time with others.
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Originally posted by zeitghostNe'er cast a clout til May be out.
Never a truer word spoken.
I remember a few years back we had snow at easter, the previous week we had gorgeous weather so I went and did lots of planting and spent a fortune on shrubs.
A week later those shrubs were covered in six inches of snow :yes
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It's not brass monkey weather yet but here's hoping for a few days of snow, we all know MF still has some cacky plastic sledges he needs to shift.
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Originally posted by AtW View PostWhose sockie was Gittinsgal?
Wurzel.
A fact that was highlighted by me here http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...ttins-gal.html
All i got for my troubles was a banning.
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Originally posted by Pondlife View Post'Her' brothers include Zoco, Malcom Buggeridge, Pacharan, Freaky LC etc.
Basically anyone who starts whinging about Leftie Islington fashionistas invading the rural west country or if every 2nd thread is about "this indian chap in my office"
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Originally posted by AtW View PostWhose sockie was Gittinsgal?
Basically anyone who starts whinging about Leftie Islington fashionistas invading the rural west country or if every 2nd thread is about "this indian chap in my office"
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