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    #21
    It's not brass monkey weather yet but here's hoping for a few days of snow, we all know MF still has some cacky plastic sledges he needs to shift.

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      #22
      Originally posted by zeitghost
      Ne'er cast a clout til May be out.



      Never a truer word spoken.

      Sure is.

      I remember a few years back we had snow at easter, the previous week we had gorgeous weather so I went and did lots of planting and spent a fortune on shrubs.

      A week later those shrubs were covered in six inches of snow :yes
      "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

      Norrahe's blog

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        #23
        what happened to gittinsgal? A banning?
        Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
        +5 Xeno Cool Points

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          #24
          Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
          what happened to gittinsgal? A banning?
          Yes, the powers that be finally realised she was a sockie

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            #25
            Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
            what happened to gittinsgal? A banning?
            She fell victim to the great Cojak Cull of late '14

            There was blood everywhere.

            Zoco fought bravely from behind the back of his landrover outside of the wild bean cafe.

            Buggeridge demanded to know how a Rotarian such as himself could be treated in such a way and implied that she maybe making a career limiting decision in banning him.

            WorzelGummidge stood before a war court and was aquitted & S2Budd took legal advice from IPSE and was also aquitted.

            Gitins gal got shot down attempting to catch a lift out of Frome on a UKIP bus. It was beautiful horrific to watch Cojak in action. Freaky LC tried to abandon his post and was shot by his own troops for desertion.

            There are some that claim that Doggy Styles is some sort of sleeper cell but he'll never stand before a jury of 12 men good and strong.



            And that leaves Gricer.... he's still out there somewhere hiding amongst the railway carriages. His recumbent hidden in the bushes. He'll be back. Oh yes. He'll be back and this time with others.

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              #26
              Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
              She fell victim to the great Cojak Cull of late '14

              There was blood everywhere.

              Zoco fought bravely from behind the back of his landrover outside of the wild bean cafe.

              Buggeridge demanded to know how a Rotarian such as himself could be treated in such a way and implied that she maybe making a career limiting decision in banning him.

              WorzelGummidge stood before a war court and was aquitted & S2Budd took legal advice from IPSE and was also aquitted.

              Gitins gal got shot down attempting to catch a lift out of Frome on a UKIP bus. It was beautiful horrific to watch Cojak in action. Freaky LC tried to abandon his post and was shot by his own troops for desertion.

              There are some that claim that Doggy Styles is some sort of sleeper cell but he'll never stand before a jury of 12 men good and strong.



              And that leaves Gricer.... he's still out there somewhere hiding amongst the railway carriages. His recumbent hidden in the bushes. He'll be back. Oh yes. He'll be back and this time with others.
              Somewhat bizarrely, Worzel was unbanned, but s2budd, who took legal advice, remains banned.

              View Profile: s2budd - Contractor UK Bulletin Board

              You also forgot FatLazyContractor who was banned then unbanned - the jury is still out on whose sockie he is.

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                #27
                Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
                Somewhat bizarrely, Worzel was unbanned, but s2budd, who took legal advice, remains banned.

                View Profile: s2budd - Contractor UK Bulletin Board

                You also forgot FatLazyContractor who was banned then unbanned - the jury is still out on whose sockie he is.
                I suppose S2budd taking the bullet for worzel might be seen as somewhat romantic if they weren't the same person. Which kind of makes this romanctic gesture just masterbation really. I've just been a little bit sick in my mouth so I'll stop typing now.

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
                  She fell victim to the great Cojak Cull of late '14

                  There was blood everywhere.

                  Zoco fought bravely from behind the back of his landrover outside of the wild bean cafe.

                  Buggeridge demanded to know how a Rotarian such as himself could be treated in such a way and implied that she maybe making a career limiting decision in banning him.

                  WorzelGummidge stood before a war court and was aquitted & S2Budd took legal advice from IPSE and was also aquitted.

                  Gitins gal got shot down attempting to catch a lift out of Frome on a UKIP bus. It was beautiful horrific to watch Cojak in action. Freaky LC tried to abandon his post and was shot by his own troops for desertion.

                  There are some that claim that Doggy Styles is some sort of sleeper cell but he'll never stand before a jury of 12 men good and strong.



                  And that leaves Gricer.... he's still out there somewhere hiding amongst the railway carriages. His recumbent hidden in the bushes. He'll be back. Oh yes. He'll be back and this time with others.
                  Gricer should be easy to spot. He's the one in the giant yellow banana outfit

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by Bunk View Post
                    Gricer should be easy to spot. He's the one in the giant yellow banana outfit
                    Hiding in plain sight cycling around the Midsomer Norton village green.
                    Last edited by Pondlife; 7 January 2015, 21:57. Reason: wrong sight

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