Reply to: Cats Christmas Capers

[norrahe]

Mrs BP had a goat like that - but never heard of a cat before.

I think it was mainly blind cords, but anything vaguely edible is fair game.

In the new house all blind cords are metal, he doesn't eat those thankfully.

[original PM]

Wtf this sounds like a spam email

[Zero Liability]

They're intelligent in the sense of being adaptive, solitary predators. They can figure out how to manipulate their surroundings on a primitive level, much like a dog can. I think people mistake the more social natures of some animals as implying a higher intelligence. It is probably just a form of intelligence that humans are more able to readily identify. That said, I have had some moggies that were outright cunning.

[Scruff]

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Geoffrey Boycatt likes Nandos extra hot and Tandoori chicken. Weirdo. His sister likes to kill mice and voles

[BrilloPad]

NorPussII will eat anything and I mean anything, it does not have to be edible as we found out when he ate all our blind cords.

Mrs BP had a goat like that - but never heard of a cat before.

[original PM]

my cats seem to supplement their food with the local wildlife

I fear that robin red breast will not be singing to much this year

mainly cos I found his head in the downstairs loo and his gizzards half way up the stairs

[Dactylion]

Have you tried feeding the ******* thing so it doesn't forage for food

Someone call the NSPCA.

Not wishing to cast aspersions, suggest you are an ignorant chunt or anything but WTF is the NSPCA?

On a completely unrelated topic the Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals is a well known charidee..........

[Bunk]

You never eat between meals? I find it hard to believe.

MF doesn't have "between meals"

[Dark Black]

Ours is partial to Beef Bourguignon

[norrahe]

Ours likes garlic butter (licked off the garlic bread if you aren't paying attention) and madras sauce. Order a chicken madras with garlic naan and suddenly you've a new best friend.

NorPussII will eat anything and I mean anything, it does not have to be edible as we found out when he ate all our blind cords.

[d000hg]

Have you tried feeding the ******* thing so it doesn't forage for food

Someone call the NSPCA.

You never eat between meals? I find it hard to believe.

[MarillionFan]

Have you tried feeding the ******* thing so it doesn't forage for food

Someone call the NSPCA.

[d000hg]

that moustache he has is from my mussels in spicy tomato sauce.

he is a trencherman, that cat

Ours likes garlic butter (licked off the garlic bread if you aren't paying attention) and madras sauce. Order a chicken madras with garlic naan and suddenly you've a new best friend.

[norrahe]

NorPussIII (RIP) used distraction techniques when I was cooking to get me out of the kitchen so he could half inch whatever was tastiest.

The most memorable occasion is when he pinched some ham and ran off with it, I couldn't find him anywhere, but eventually heard some noises from the litter tray.
Now it wouldn't be the most hygienic place to take your plunder, but he had worked out it would be the last place I'd look and had neatly opened the packaging in such a way he could eat the ham without it touching the litter.

[xoggoth]

Can I borrow him? Something is chewing my shed to buggery.